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Just get a toilet paper tube, some butter and seeds and a piece of string. What else do you need?

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Dear Dan,

That’s a good question. Did you get the birdbath because you like birds or for decoration? If there is no water in it I don’t think it would attract birds. You could drill holes in the bottom. You have to live with your woman and this doesn’t need to be a bone of contention. Good luck!

Will

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Good advice right there. I was thinking that myself. Unless you like birds more than your wife, easy choice. Pick your battles.

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ornithophobia! interesting, there are people specialised in fixing that or you could just watch a nice relaxing classic movie like these instead:

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I forgot that it rained. So it would fill up. I don’t care about birds at all. Maybe a different decorative piece. Maybe she could pick it.

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I could give this to my mother. I’ll take a picture later. Thanks for the advice!

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I think you made a good decision Dan.

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How’s your health Will?

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perfect health thanks

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/306-French-St-Fall-River-MA-02720/55984161_zpid/

Lizzie Borden’s mansion is for sale in fall river Massachusetts. Fall river is one of the worst places to live in Massachusetts. It is available for $890000. Do you think spending 890000 on a place to live in a dangerous city is a smart move?

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No.

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I think it’s smart if there’s healthy demand and the place is undervalued in the market. There are also times you don’t have a lot of good choices. In Vancouver, let’s say you and your wife can afford $4500/mo for your home. That will get you a mortgage of around $900k. That’s only going to get you a house in a poor area, and even then only if you’re lucky. Your choices are to buy less house or buy further out of the city or buy in a bad area. That’s it.

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Two questions for Will:
Why?
Does it hurt?

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Because
No

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You are probably going to die before the end of this year.

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ok.

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I suppose it has to be. Ok, that is.

I don’t think it has to be. The end, that is.

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When it comes it comes. Fine with me.

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Is best to leave him alone about it. Death means no more to him than life does.