I have decided to make my talents available to the common masses. Are you troubled? Lonely? Puzzled in general? Then Ask Will -
I am considering supporting trump in the election. Is there anything I should know?
Yes! Happy to be of service. If you support trump for over 14 days you will notice lesions beginning to grow on your skin and you will catch a horrible VD. And you will deserve it. There is no known cure for this vicious form of VD save for a dick-ectomy or a hole plug depending on where it strikes you. The best advice I can give is for you to relocate to a foreign country and never return. I hope this helps,
My neighbor here in Oklahoma is a very religious woman who is on about jesus endlessly and is constantly trying to convert me. She is also a trump supporter and has some horrible form of VD. What is the best way to protect myself from her unwelcome influence and VD?
Fearful in the boonies
I recommend an electric fence. Keep your distance from her as there is no cure for that form of VD. Trumparhea. Set bottles of whiskey along the fenceline as she is weak for the drink and is often lost in it before noon. Good luck.