I have decided to make my talents available to the common masses. Are you troubled? Lonely? Puzzled in general? Then Ask Will -
I am considering supporting trump in the election. Is there anything I should know?
Yes! Happy to be of service. If you support trump for over 14 days you will notice lesions beginning to grow on your skin and you will catch a horrible VD. And you will deserve it. There is no known cure for this vicious form of VD save for a dick-ectomy or a hole plug depending on where it strikes you. The best advice I can give is for you to relocate to a foreign country and never return. I hope this helps,