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you would kiss it.

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.

lol

I’d trust Melania more than this dubious liberal tramp. Why does she know the Presidential Pecker anyways??

:blush:

I wouldn’t. Stormy Daniels admitted to having sex with the fat pig. Melania never has.

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Is this confirmed by Trump??? That’s libel!!!

Uhmm, they have got a son together!

“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool"

Maybe he has what we call “Dosennille” - a slightly smaller, but massive pecker with an enormous diameter in the shape of a coke can.

Melania fucked the butler and blew the chauffeur.

bet she locks the door at night.

Multiple anonymous sources, at the time, revealed to US Weekly that Melania Trump never sleeps with her husband even when they are in the same residence, telling the outlet, “They have separate bedrooms.” Another insider revealed, “They never spend the night together — ever.”

i would fuck melania
with somebody else’s dick

Mmhhpf

Language! We are talking about the first lady here!

Well guys, I won’t let you drag me down. I had a huge emission of dopamine today watching the march in Washington and seeing the President passing by his minions and I won’t let neither a 2006 playboy model* ruining my image of the Presidential Pecker. Sorry guys, but I call it a night.

*nor some pervert

I would allow her to blow me.

I actually think she looks nice. She has the ugliest personality I have ever witnessed, however, aside from her disgusting husband.

ish whatever quotes me but edited the quote
to wit
in TRUMP i wrote i would fuck melania
he quoted it without the “fuck”
how is that possible
why is that possible

because there is no fuck with Melania

oh i see

Her eyes are too squinty.

Can you imagine how awful she’d be in bed? God. Probably runs out of the room gagging to spit and rinse her mouth.