Get some asparagus and reduce this ice cream fluff before it becomes cancer.
I am into goats, too, now @PastorLindstedt
After years of not really finding a new wife (I learned to know a young girl with a huge, round, lovely, enormous behind, though, of the Roxie-type!!! But it didn’t work out long term as she is an atheist and a vaxxer) (sorry for Your loss by the way), I am going GOAT-loving now on farms.
Stupid Corona destroyed my short-term plans, but I will get “on the buck” soon.
I even have bought goat-farming literature already. I am ready to go!!!
PS: Is it normal to have “holes” in your massive sized leg at age 30?
Oh boy, I surely love it when a woman/girl’s behind put a brewery horse’s behind in its place. Cum-cum cum-cum attacking from behind
The SSI disability should tide me over until I get me a crazy check.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN
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I always enjoyed Your taste of woman @PastorLindstedt
No more chili peppers for me as I am going for the white meat!
You should know by now that according to the President in charge, CNN is fake news…
LOL, fake CNN using click-bait about Trump’s alleged “little interest in work” while the video behind the link is just rambling about some voter fraud “reality check”.
He claims to be a Pastor but he doesn’t control his vulgarity. He built himself up to be a mountain of ice cream. Now show him a sea made from asparagus and discipline and order him by the scripture to cast himself in.
You ought to becum like Cousin Swillis Gumpff-Turner. Him & his Cousin Randy Turner, both of them raised on a sheep farm in Newtonia, former county seat for Newton County Missouri until Neosho took over around 1853. But Randy Turner found the lights of Gay jewplin and you know what they say . . . How are you going to keep them down on the [sheep] farm once theys’ see the lights of Gay jewplin? [The frogs said much the same thing about some place called Paris.]
Anyways while Cousin Randy stayed in jewplin and becum a gliberal whigger butthole fag, Cousin Swillis stayed home and tended the sheep farm, never got married (neither did the gliberal whigger butthole fag Cousin Randy) and rose to becum Grand Cyclops of the Newtonia Ku Klux Klan & master-debater of the original unrecoonstructed Southern Democrats of Southwestern Missouri.
Grate thangs can happen if only you apply yousself, Danny.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN
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Don’t let him get on you. It’s too much pain. He can’t live with his pain and he does everything to feel none of it. That includes putting it off on others.
With a shower of asparagus and salt.
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Yes, but I’m going for a tad bit thinner now that I’ve gotten older and no longer have a full seven-inch pecker.
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You really should lose some weight, Marty. It’s extremely unhealthy to be that fat.
I weigh between 245-260 the past 25 years, Wedgie. Last weight was 253 lbs in mid September. I was 205 lbs after leaving basic training and being 23 years old back in 1981.
Anyways, it is you mixed-race niggers that have to worry about piling on all that rancid fat like a gravid possum, Wedgie. You see a nursing home in [tw]Attlanta and it looks like 155 mm artillery fire took out them ancient nogs in wheelchairs without legs when all along it was diabedes.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN
Pastor Lindstedt, you are about 6’1" tall, too, right?
I weigh about 240lbs, but it is temporarily because of the stupid shut-downs
That’s Americans, Marty. I’m not one, thank God, although Canadians are almost as bad. I’ve been fat in my life so I’m not judging. Since moving to Colombia, my health is totally under control, however. I’m 5’11" and 185 lb. You don’t look very tall so I’m guessing you are about 80 to 100 lb overweight. If you apply yourself, you can lose it in a year.
I’m 6 ft 2 1/2 inches. I am at my normal weight right now of around 250 lbs the last 20 years.
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Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN
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Sheeesh, I wasn’t aware about the Pastor’s Pecker being that massive. Thats almost 18 centimeters!
PS: Thank to lockdown, I had mine circumcised this year and posted photos here on bbad. I did it to come closer to my master Jeshuah and to my god and cannot complain. I am encounting a loss of sensitivity though. Well 'nough talk about Peckers, let’s talk President Trump!
We are heading towards a sexless society. It matters little if you can feel anything there or not.
Trump is a pecker.
Dear Pastor Pecker eater,
I hope you get another piece of cardboard for your house this winter. And a spoon to eat shit with instead of your hands. I hear that you like it up the ass from jews and so did your mother.
disgusting!
I bet he has a big big big Presidential Pecker!