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lol i think it depends how you ask that, if you say hi how are you? and turn around focussing on your own business, we think you are american lol

That’s actually quite reasonable. The only correct answer to “How are you?” is “fine” or “I am well”. It doesn’t matter if you’re planning to kill yourself later that afternoon or you’re dying of liver cancer, you still say “fine” or “I am well”. If you don’t know how adjectives and adverbs work, you can say “good, thanks” or “great” and most people won’t notice that you’re illiterate.

lol what is american corectness/politeness to one is illogical rude behaviour to another

if you are not interested in how someone is and only want to hear your own “correct” answer why pretend to be polite and ask how someone is in the first place?

Well, I’m agreeing with you, it’s stupid. I’m only observing how it works. This is how it’s used.

Possible answers to “How are you?”:

“Good” (grammatically incorrect but very common)
“Fine” (grammatically correct because “fine” is both an adjective AND an adverb)
“Well” (grammatically correct and quite elegant)
“Great” (grammatically incorrect and overly enthusiastic)
“I’ve had better days” (run, this idiot doesn’t know the rules and may actually tell you how he is)

lol yes guess it makes sense; instead of coming up with solutions you prefer explaining how it works and moaning about it in the same way you do with people not smiling and laughing in your area…

I was wondering how long you could go without being a twit.

I have no solution to people asking “how are you” or not smiling. True. If you want to spend time coming up with one, go nuts. I’m content observing the phenomenon and leaving for Colombia as soon as my business here is done.

lol i already gave you some suggestions, for which you are welcome;)

its ok, for many ignoring and running away is also a “solution”

Good for you. You were starting to look fat.

True.

If you could snap your fingers and had the ability to be in any country at any time, which country would you pick at this moment. Besides New Zealand. That’s too easy of an answer. Assuming I can snap my fingers and return home without quarantining or getting tested, I’d choose Iceland I guess. Although, I’ve already been.

I guess it is dark in Iceland right now.

Colombia!

New Zealand would be way down my list aside from COVID. I hear the nature is pretty and the people are as weird as hell.

i had good times with two new zealanders
one was on a train
icelanders are rude
don’t ask me how i know

I found icelanders to be friendly. I’m also white so that might have helped.

why is there a gun
on that nice table?

You’d have to ask serge gainsbourg.

He’s been dead for 30 years.

he left footprints

Listen to the organ
It plays for you
That tune is terrible
I hope you like
It’s quite beautiful, isn’t it?
It’s the requiem for a twat

I composed it specially for you
In your sordid memory
It’s a pretty theme
You don’t find
The ressemblance to yourself?
Poor twat

https://lyricstranslate.com

I would choose New Zealand

i would choose bo derek
and i support time travel
in general
this was a lot of trouble
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