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Did you try to start the car yet?

It’s not likely he has the tools. Where would he put them? On his 14th floor balcony with his library?

Nope. I’m in a short term rental downtown. Quarantine for 14 days. Not allowed anywhere. I’ll use those 14 days to order the stuff I need and then on Jan 6 (when my quarantine is over) I’ll head over to my condo, survey the damage, try to get the car driveable, get it insured again, and take it to the dealer.

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Translation: I have to serve a 14 day prison sentence, after which I will be allowed to go out, mask on only to prevent the spread of COVID that I don’t have.

Translation: I’ll call Amazon and tell them what I want and they will have it here before I home or I’ll send it back. On second thought, I may just order online. I’m much quicker at ordering online. No fuss. I just click on what I want and bam!!! It’s mine the next day. I’ll send it back on the morrow.

Translation: I’ll pay the dealer to go get my car for me.

Correct.

You don’t call Amazon. You can’t. The only way to order is online. And I never return things unless they’re broken.

I would if they offered that service, but I need to do this myself. The car isn’t insured right now. I need to get it insured, get plates on it, get it jump started, pump the tires, and limp it to the dealer.

Yeah, I’m sure it’s wore out. What do you have on it, 30,000 miles?

It’s definitely low mileage. I live near a skytrain station and I take it whenever possible.

I’m currently staying in a beautiful condo right downtown. Nice view of my marina. It’s idyllic right now but post-covid there will be a lot of traffic here.

I’m grateful for a new service called Instacart. It’s an app I load, choose my grocery store, choose all the things I want, and someone goes and does all my shopping and leaves it outside my apartment door. I’m not sure how I’d survive quarantine without it. We’d be eating a lot of pizza. As it is, we are eating normally already. This is now finally equal to Colombia. Maybe better.

Ninja turtles have more fun.

Read a fiction. Rumor has it they are a fun waste of time.

Gee, I hope it doesn’t break down on the way to the dealer.

How does your cat like the current condo?

She’s ok. She’s sleeping a lot. I think she’s fine though.

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Are you using a microphone? I read that way too loud.

Reggie, it’s the parasite talking.

Is the host listening? That would be you, Host.

Your body smells like old dry feces. I think that is related to your herpes. You seem to like that “power” too much. And you think you are hot.

Just so you know I’m not looking to invest my immune system and life into some condition that you don’t improve from.

Don’t let it crust up Michele. Do you think somebody who eats fried and crunchy foods is going to find it attractive?

Get real with your crap.

I just want to rub it on your lips and have you smile.

I just want to rub it on your lips and have you smile.

You are my crap. Get real…and smileaboutit.