But there are no mountains. I thought we had reached a compromise.
One of the more boring sunset pics Iâve seen.
Yeah, I had to trade your mountains for hills and my ocean for a river. Fortunate for both of us, the Sun was not traded for a lesser light.
Because you have one so fascinating it canât be displayed in public?
Whereâs my ocean?
Look at all those colors. Disgusting.
You said yourself it was a river in your pic.
I sacrificed for you because I couldnât give you mountains. 
What you mean is, you sacrificed my mountains.
Not at all. I sacrificed both for the Sun.
And for that you sacrificed any beauty that could have been had. I get more joy from a 60 watt light bulb than I do from your pic.
You sacrificed the Sun and the Ocean.
Then go flip on a light and talk to yourself.
It would certainly be more satisfying than looking at your pic and talking to you.
More informative too.
I did my best to compromise but nooooo. You had to have the blinding glare of the sun over a river.
And yet, here you are, fulfilled through my presence in your life. You can thank me with your BigMoon over the middle of the ocean as gravity drags you down.
I do enjoy your presence in my life, though I wouldnât say it fulfills me.
AwwwwâŚthatâs so sweet. 
Oh,
a revelation! What would you say?