The news as heard on the turd

thats not something i would do :wink:

yup

Then how is it that I’ve heard that before?

your god must have told you that i would type that

Not at all. In fact, He said it first.

Immediately, an angel of the Lord struck him down—because he did not give God the glory. And he was eaten by worms and died.

  • Acts 12:23 TLV

lol nope

lol thats like saying there is an “a” in that line so you must have stolen it from shakespeare!

its missing a lot of things and a lot of things are added…

which is kinda approprate… since thats exactly what your bible is about: lots of editing, deletions and additions by lots of different people but no proof its coming from anyone else but deluded powerhungry humans

Which begs the question, why take a page from deluded power hungry humans in a book that has been edited?

i didnt, you just think i did

Looks like the debt ceiling was raised last night and there’s enough money in it to hire 86,000 of those 87,000 IRS agents.

You better pay your taxes.