Space

Chinese man is concerned about his sex life and consults a doctor.
Dr. says why don’t you try 69. Maybe that will spice things up.
So the guy go home to his wife and says - “Dr. says we should try 69”.
Wife says "beef and brocolli?’

So there’s this guy Walsh, do you understand? He’s tired of screwin’ his wife… So his friend says to him, “Hey, why don’t you do it like the Chinese do?” So he says, “How do the Chinese do it?” And the guy says, “Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit… then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting.” So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin’ his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin’ again. He says, “Excuse me for a minute, honey.” He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin’ sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin’ again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, “Hey, what’s the matter with ya? You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”

Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) from Chinatown

The Canadarm has a hole in it, it seems. It’s still working. Just interesting what this could mean for our time in space. Future generations might have to treat space debris like we treat lightning strikes. Just accept the risk and hope for the best.

Your enthusiasm overwhelms us.

It’s a setback and learning curve but nothing a few magic mushroom fibers can’t fix.

https://www.rt.com/news/524337-mushroom-satellites-space-junk-solution/

Depending on the type of mycelium used, it can be more flexible than wood and/or stronger than wood, it’s lighter than wood, and naturally much more fire-retardant. I even took a propane torch to one of my mycelium blocks for over 5 minutes and all it did was smoke,” Justice claims.

Bezos is going. I am torn between disliking him and really valuing Amazon’s service. I wouldn’t care if he died but I am not quite at the point of wishing it.

Say what you like about them, these Chinese have game.

Two launches in a row scrubbed. Let’s hope for October, but I won’t be betting.

am not really a gamer, but if you never played ksp before and enjoy space / science… go play it now on your pc, its free :wink:

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https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/kerbal-space-program

China is showing signs of life.