when i was five, santa creeped me out
looking in my bedroom to see if i am sleeping, knowing everything about if i was bad or good
keeping a list, double checking
i was glad when i found out my parents were lying about him
then when i was ten, god creeped me out
keeping my name in a book to see if i was bad or good, being everywhere all the time
judging, always judging
i was glad when i found out my parents were lying about him
and my parents started to creep me out.
lying to me about this important stuff
at least i still have a document i can believe in
it says all men are created equal
donât mention morons
should people that believe space aliens are watching us and controlling us be allowed to vote?
i mean jesus the christ my personal lord and savior is watching and wants me to vote?
either one
itâs the same question
santa 2020
make america cookies again
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Constitution worship is as silly as Bible worship.
Mark, I admit I said fat people shouldnât be allowed to vote, and intuitively that still makes sense to me, but I did adjust my opinion as follows afterwards:
itâs from the declaration
the constitution has a more perfect union, and electoral votes from slave populations( 3/5)
trust a fucking canuckian to get that wrong
This looks good for you Reggie. The bags are tested for 14 french and above g foods. I donât know how they taste but it looks not only that they worked on color and nutrition but good flavor as well. It might allow you to spit up a bit.
Did you shop food tubes on Amazon?
Please donât talk to me unless you did.
I donât care. Donât talk to me until you get change all your eating to food tubes.
I donât care at all about your constitution, declaration or bible. At least belief in Santa used to get me presents once a year when I was a kid.
No it doesnât. It looks effing disgusting. Buy vegetables. Put them in a pot. Cook them. Eat them.
You canât do that.
You have too much fat and you are too weak.
And yet I did it. I added shrimp today, and a bit of soy sauce. It was great.
Only anti-moronic morons.
No one wonders. Youâre pretty predictable.
Whatâs a revolution? Nothing you would understand. Now do you spell that with one t or two? Ignore morons. Yay! No test fir me. Morons donât take tests.
He can change the rules if they arenât fitting into his agenda. Heâs flexible to himself that way.
Decisions are all he can make. Donât take that away from him, Mark.
I think Iâll go have some brittle. Want some? Only 1000 calories per bite.
Iâm 55 and you creep me out
10 seconds later you creep me out again.
I know. Where is Gods sense of humor. Do you think maybe he just doesnât like you?
They tried to enlist you in the military to fight that awful war didnât they. Which one was it? The Revolution?
Oh waitâŚI know this one. 4 score and 7 years agoâŚoh thatâs not it.
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. According to globalists, liberty is moot, unless itâs their liberty.
So is your system, Silly.
Youâre going to have to adjust a great deal more if you want participation in such a silly game. Otherwise, you may be playing with yourself, which I hear, is not out of the norm.
It does sound uneventful doesnât it. No love. Must be effortless cooking. Iâll have to try that. I bet you burn a lot of food though. Probably walk away and forget. I would probably have to add extra onion to flavor your food.
Donât be silly. I say âhey google, set an alarm for 30 minâ and then go type crap on the internet.
Google Home:
Did you devein it first? Some people donât like to eat shrimp until itâs been deveined. I always devein my shrimp before I eat it. It gives me the illusion that itâs clean when we both know itâs not clean at all. We know that because you told me that once. I remember. You saidâŚ
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Get those feeding tubes Reggie. Or else.
It is an abomination unto the Lord.
Leviticus 11:12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Not being a Christian, I donât care at all.
Thatâs right. You are unashamed about your insulin injections and blood sugar test kits even at restaurants.
Get those feeding tubes and those prepared special meals.
Donât wait until you disgust somebody at the table and get karate chopped across the throat.
They should be allowed to vote, but Iâm guessing we wouldnât have trump as president if they werenât.
While it is true I have never been ashamed of insulin injections, even at restaurants (they took 10 seconds and I did them through my shirt â the overwhelming majority of people never even noticed), it is also true that I havenât injected insulin for 2 years. I eat healthy and donât consume starch. My blood sugar is nearly normal.
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We know. You say that about a lot of things in life.
ARVADA, Colo. (KDVR) â Scott Henry Smith, 71, went missing from the 12700 block of W. 56th Place at 2:30 p.m., Jefferson County Sheriffâs Office reports.
He is 6 feet tall and weighs 300 pounds. He should be easy to find
i went shopping today for krill
didnât find no whale either