Life

Not dead and skin unstained the next day after a little sweating and shower. I dreamed of bananas.

I bet you dreamed of bananas in your ass monkeyboy.

No I did actual glute work on tuesday. Won’t even a burger king bag back there. Won’t even cry if you do and eat it.

If you scrape his sheets, lunch is served.
Bon appétit!

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lol

How’s the fissure? Want to talk about it? It was done on the toilet because you were too lazy to do any work of your own.

Time to get my car inspected. Let’s see how it goes


I guess states that do not require inspections, do not have a higher death by accident rate.

They seem too busy to make shit up here. Very rude woman behind me. If anyone is going to get screwed, probably her. She gave the guy attitude because he wouldn’t throw out her car trash. She either needs to go to a detailer or dump. I wouldn’t expect the mechanic to remove the trash. Then she gave him attitude, when he said “no.”

No we just recognize some things are a waste of time, energy and money.

You should acted like the perfect yankee, slammed on your brakes and accused her of ramming you.

Needs new shocks, engine coolant and spark plugs. Not surprised about any of it. Especially the shocks.

The woman behind me was all set. They were probably annoyed with her. I did pee in her gas tank before she left, so she’ll probably be back soon.

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lol

according to this post it wouldnt matter unless you can pee as much as an entire football team:

https://www.quora.com/Does-urinating-in-a-gas-tank-damage-it

and yes before anyone asks, uncle google claims a #2 will have similar results


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Ok. She might not be going back then. I might refuse to serve her.

It amuses me that Nico googled that. lol.

with corona restrictions lifted its good to know interesting facts at dinner parties lol

I wonder what it cost him. I suppose someone more curious than I would have to ask him that.

At least you learned what happens if you poop in gas tanks here.

I admit, this is a very educational place.

I’m getting an in person appraisal next week for my home. How do I sneak in how much money I want the house to be worth without getting sent to jail?

If appraisals there are the same as appraisals here, there is no way to do that. They’ll just pick whatever number they think it’s worth, and that will be almost entirely dependent on what other similar houses in your area have sold for.