Homosexuality

Reg · July 22, 2020, 10:14pm

I don’t believe I’m smarter and superior to everyone. I am just obviously smarter and superior to you in every way. So is everyone else here. I am also smarter and superior to Bobby Fischer in every way, and he could solve chess puzzles much better than anyone while thinking Jews had an unholy cabal in charge of the world. Everyone else here is superior to him, too, except maybe you.

By the way, I’ve never asked gays not to act gay in public. Let them be as gay as they want in public. I have the right to look away if I find any particular act repulsive. I do admit I don’t like their parades but I would also ban the St. Patrick’s Day Parade and the various football parades we do here. I don’t see why anyone should shut down the city to parade around when we have plenty of huge parks for that purpose.

I did revise my ideas about fat people not voting for the record.

Should Fat People Be Allowed To Vote?

I’ve changed my mind. Fat people would be allowed to vote as follows. If I were king of the world, I would set up a system.

There would be a test to assess knowledge and intelligence. It would include questions about history, civics, politics, math, science, chemistry, literature and other topics. It would also include some problem-solving questions. There would also be a physical test including weight and BMI measurements among other things. Everyone would take these tests if they wanted to participate, from voters to candidates.

A candidate’s scores would be shown on every ballot so voters would know if the candidate was a moron or fat or both.

For voters, your score would determine the number of votes you got, multiplied by how far you are from optimal BMI (which I’m going to set as 20, since I’m king of the world). For example, if your BMI is 30, your vote is worth 20/30 or 67%. If you score 75 on the knowledge test, you get 75 x 0.67 votes, or 50 votes. If someone scores 90 on the test and has a BMI of 20, they get 90 votes.

I’m not going to bother rehashing the many ways you lie, Nico. Feel free to use the search function to find the many times I’ve pointed out your plentiful lies in great detail.