Hey! Rubber-Duck! Over Here!

What is wrong with this guy? He’s in the middle of a campaign and he’s nibbling his wife’s finger. Gross. I know it says something about eating at home in the Bible.

I have decided to take up smoking. It’s against my passionate climate change campaign but I just want to fill a room and smoke the toxins.

Airman, 27, struck by bullets at Pensacola Naval base speaks out

Airman takes bullet for woman. I am thankful. He will live!

Ut-oh. I just had a weird crazy thought…Yes because I’ve been left to think for myself.

I have this weird visual of Reg hanging on to a stripper pole. Clinging to it even. Like a lover.

His pants are down. Look haha. Funny.

Just scroll up.

Haha!

Anyway…In my vision Gunda just tied a red ribbon around the head of Reg’s penis.

Are you all getting this?

Mark is standing behind Gunda with one hand on the ribbon and the other resting on Gunda’s ass.

Dan behind Mark getting a boner watching Mark’s hand slap Gunda’s ass.

Pull Dan, Pull!

I love tug of war.

Oh Lord, Here comes big bad John with both a cigarette and a joint in his mouth. Standing…

Over Reg…:joy::joy::joy:

CoughDoitCough*

I guess everyone has gone to bed. It’s time for me to get up. Come back and talk to me Reg. I’ll make coffee. Your eyes look red.

I’m never going to get out of Duck prison. I can tell because my behavior is not really improving.

I don’t care. It’s no different than the backwards huddle. Just less threads.