Health

Your heart simply does not pump enough blood. Your lungs simply do not produce enough force to maintain your power to size ratio. That’s just you. It’s who you are in every aspect. You reason everyone is just packing food into their privates and you somehow took a little more time cooking and appreciation your food and chewing it and you held it in your tummy longer and it hurt a but more before you finally folded and ruptured the turd for a pseudo erection. Maybe you reason that’s what you puts you a cut above other common men and shows you are a better lover.

Whatever. I can’t ever champion your cause. It’s not moderation with you. It’s just failing to cross the line of reality and never beating death enough to the point of life.

You weigh over 300 lbs. and you’re giving health advice? Just shut up you fat fuck.

295 would be good but seems damn impossible.

195 would be even better. About 165 seems right for your height.

My head is over twice the size of yours in bone mass.

I could fit your entire body in my rib cage.

I doubt that. Large people always think they’re big boned. A few of them lose weight eventually and then realize their bones are the same size as everyone else’s. They were just fat.

You’re just FAT Mark. Disgustingly fat. Ugly fat. Stinking fat I imagine.

Look at indentations on your forehead. Looks are deceiving.

Trying to force fit human over gorilla again. This won’t go well.

I feel like a lion. A big one.

Have you ever benched for reps with that like I have?

You Reggie?

Mark, why do you pick these fights? I didn’t mention you being fat at all. I didn’t talk about your weight. I just said, in response to your talking about diet, that the best way to lose weight was to feel hunger. Then you go off into this weird, long winded attack and it devolves into your mentioning your weight and getting called fat by Will. Why not just skip this whole thing? Don’t pick these fights and nobody will bother you.

Hey I’m not your wife or your mother, but you keep insisting somehow that I am. Something is going to get ripped.

Speaking of which…oh never mind we all know what a caring and sensual and healthy gy Reg is.

It would be better if you stopped referring to me as a child. When I was a child my heart and lungs produced enough force to pretty much explode your chest. And as far back to childhood as I remember I used to keep sustained rock hard solid erections throughout the night and upon waking.

Because you never developed in these areas is something you need to come to terms with. Not go trying to pick on me as a child for.

Go ask your mom for another brownie with fish sauce. Tell her you are out of soap, soft man.

I’m using a bar of soap for a change. It’s blue, but it’s a whitening bar made with goat milk. I’ll tell you firsthand it works and is super soothing.

Go ask your mother to come in from the street corner fatso.