I’m going with the toilet seat model.
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Looking forward to the bidet and robotic vehicle review. Is there anything you want me to review?
R/c car ships from China. too impatient for that. Bidet is going to happen. Researching.
For what it’s worth, if I could do it again I’d do the Muslim hose. I might do that here if I buy in Colombia.
Why? You feel like you have more control or just don’t need the bells and whistles? Pretty cold in the winter I would think.
What do you have in Canada?
In Canada I bought a fancy toilet seat version that has a heater. It’s nice but it chooses where to shoot the water, whereas with a hose I choose where the water goes and I can get truly clean. The water volume is also greater with a hose and the gun end of the hose lets you vary the pressure as needed. The cold water is undesirable I admit. Really, toilets overall need a redesign to let us wash with warm water comfortably and cleanly.
Edited to add: a hose also lets you wash your front end as well as your rear end if you need to.
I suppose the cold water would shrink the sphincter thus giving a . .a … smoother platform to wash. Also, doesn’t the drippage get on your hand?
Are you a closet Muslim? Because you’re starting to take on the appearance of a Muslim.
I like the way they clean their asses so I am now taking on the appearance of a Muslim? I think Hitler built good roads. Does this mean I am taking on the appearance of a Nazi?
You referenced Muslims 3 times. Are Muslims the only people who use bidets? In America only the rich have them. Maybe it’s just rich Muslims that own them. Either way, it has nothing to do with your Nazi-like mentality, Hitler.
You have trouble reading. The Muslims don’t use bidets. They use hoses placed near the toilet. All of them do it, not just the rich. Washing your ass with water after using the washroom is mandatory in their religion, and should be mandatory everywhere. That’s why I referenced them.
This is an interesting one. A hose with a hot water attachment. I could mount it to the sink cabinet and connect it to the hot and cold water hookups the sink uses.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CMX71JQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_dfiPDbC1ZK30K
And you wouldn’t have to be rich to own one.
Dan posted a seat bidet for about $80. What do you consider rich?
Hey Asshole I didn’t say you had to be rich to own one.
God are you thick. It’s exactly what you said.
Don’t call me God.
Furthest thing from my mind.
I said only the rich had them, not that you have to be rich to own one, Know the difference.