Football and Bidets

No but clearly you three nasty asses need one.

No. We need 3.

Did you go to church this morning, Reg?

I agree. One for your butt one for your mouth and one to blow the crap from between your ears.

Actually. It is 79 dollars. Sorry about that.

I’m a big ping pong fan as well. Probably my best sport.

My guests would love that.

Are you satisfied with the performance of your tushy?

We could create a thread called “Reviews”

Not a bad idea.

3 bidets so we can each have one. Four if you want one. I don’t want to fly to Mass. or Columbia to wash my ass.

I don’t know if you would have the water pressure you would need Michele.

If not, you could stand at the well house and blow real hard.

I’d be afraid of blowback.

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Lol

Ok well I better go. Bidets don’t pay for themselves.

See ya.

See ya Will

Mine works fine but I’d be pro bidet. Those around me would probably think I’m nuts. Maybe I can ask santa for one.

You mean a stand alone dedicated bidet?

No. We were lazy today, both of us. lol. I did almost nothing today. Made a 15 second video for my local ham radio club to promote the hobby to young people knowing that almost no young people give a rip about the subject. Made lunch (steamed salmon & fruit). Played some ping pong. Played some pool. Then had a long nap. I am so useless but whatever, I love days like this.

Those are a waste of time. Are you really going to stand up with your ass dirty and walk over to another seat to wash up? I much prefer either a toilet seat bidet or a hose like the Muslims use.