Dear Fat People

Acidic!

Thank you.

My pleasure!

And is the aroma smoky with a hint of apple?

This is your fantasy. Man it what ever you want it to be.

You’re very kind.

You’re a dick!

I have one. I also have a leg. That doesn’t make me a leg.

No that makes you a dick with at least one leg.

LOL! Well done.

You bring out the best in me

And congrats on not assuming I had two.

Legs. Not dicks.

That’s not an assumption, it’s my fantasy of you.

One for your mouth, one for your ass.

In my fantasy, I tell you to shut the hell up and go fuck your self.

In my fantasy, you obey!

You are the enemy and a liar.

Take a bow!

Yes, that would qualify as a fantasy.

Somewhere in your troubled mind I am the enemy, but I have not lied to you. EVER!