Chess


#223

LOL What’s wrong with you, Reg? You’re not afraid of me are you?


#224

Have you ever thought about the different parallels between men and women?


#225

When I think about it I can’t help but laugh. God does have a sense of humor.


#227

I’m considering getting chess piece shaped cookie cutters. I already have yoga pose cookie cutters.


#228

I may not be able to beat Carlsen at chess but I bet I could eat more chess-shaped cookies than he could.


#229

Just as important. I’ve eaten badly the last 2 weeks, but I’ve stayed fairly active for this time of year. No sun. Freezing. Probably do yoga two or three days a week, play chess once, and eat cookies 7 days a week.

I made 20 pounds of fudge.

Considering a white chocolate pistachio fudge. I don’t like white chocolate, but I love pistachios.


#230

How are you not 300lb?


#231

Well, he hasn’t said how much he weighs. Pretty soon his ass is gonna be packin’ 20 pound of fudge. Not sure that came out right.


#232

God, gross.


#233

Lol.


#234

Almond flour


#235

Dan, tell us what you used to make that ( I assume is gluten free) fudge. I have to know because weird as it sounds, my water has a bitter taste. Even changing brands didn’t help that much so I know my water is about to change to strawberries but I’m worried it won’t keep me satisfied and l will eat.

You make one fat joke, Will, and I will reach my hand through this phone and pull all your teeth out.


#236

I used mamie eisenhower’s recipe. I think I can remember…

I broke up 24 oz of trader Joe’s Belgian chocolate, 2 bags of semisweet chips, 14 oz of marshmallows fluff, 6 oz of baking chocolate.

In a large saucepan, use 8 cups of sugar, 4bs of butter. 20 oz of evaporated milk, a pinch of salt. Heat that on medium. It will take 15 minutes to start boiling, but I keep stirring the whole time. After it starts to boil, stir while boiling for 6 minutes.

At this point pour sugar mixture over chocolate and stir until combined. Takes some forearms. Add 4 cups of chopped walnuts. Stir some more. Pour mixture into 3 9x13 pans. Let sit for 9 hours at room temperature covered with aluminum foil. Do not freeze. Cut and wrap in foil. I usually do the next day. Takes me longer to wrap and box, than it does make.


#237

That sounds like a severe case of heartburn.


#238

Oh no not really. Its definitely not good for you but I get 72 servings out of it. Marshmallow fluff is probably the worst thing on it.


#239

I’m about to make water. I could send you some of mine.


#240

No, thank you! I have drank from your water several times and it was equally as bitter.
You will forgive me if my thoughts run away with me and I pray for a Northern to blow in and freeze your pipes solid so they burst and water fills your home to the roof.


#241

I thought we were friends.


#242

You have? Ahahahaha!


#243

make water

To urinate.

See also: make, water

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