Cats!

Do you nurse your dogs?

Ye, Will I’m One tit with 8 nipples.

i have one dog
supposedly
although he doesn’t fetch a stick
never rescued timmy from a well
can’t be seen from the moon
if you will postulate as to his existence for the sake of argument, i will state that he yearns to suckle at my bountiful bosom, which, by the way, is accurate to ten decimal places.
as has been demonstrated in labs around the world
wait, was that flipper that rescued timmy from the well?

I have 1 cat. Soon to be 3. Then soon after that 2.


lol I found Will’s hair.

doesn’t play

will you eat the excess cat?
they taste like chicken, some people say
i’m just retweeting it

still doesn’t play.

ditto here, but if you hover your mouse cursor over the non-playing-play-button you can see the tiktok description which you can search for and you will find:

*https://www.tiktok.com/@pompous.albert/video/6889465743843314949

that worked.

you are welcome;)

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2 different cats.

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You’ve adopted them? Wonderful.

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Yes. Both of them lol.

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I’m allergic.

Just kidding I was though. I remember when I was a boy and getting tested for allergies. Several pin pricks were made on my back I believe I showed a reaction to cat hair. However I owned cats before and thought they would be deadly to my asthma and itchy sensitive eyes. I just started picking up my cat every day and holding sideways directly on my eyes. I never had a problem after.

Cute kitties Dan. We just have one old fat one without any endearing qualities.

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kitties!

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