I illustrated the biblical explanation with devotion here, but you wasn’t paying attention, talking about fat chicks instead …

That’s nasty that you like fat chicks, though. God. I mean, when you do nasty things with them, don’t their rolls of fat hit you and the face and stuff? God. Gross.

See? I was talking about climate change and once again, all you could think of was fat chicks.
PS: the whole point is (besides getting more meat for same price) is that you have to try harder, train harder, a mindset more focussed on the task. Making love to a nicely shaped “everybody’s darling” is trivial.

It’s like with true faith: try harder, train harder and stay focussed…
We Israelites chose “hard-core” mode when entering the game…now we somehow gotta stick with it and manage this unplayable game with the badass graphics called “life on earth”.

Yeah, I think no matter how, um, hard (no pun intended) I tried, it ain’t happening. And how can I stay focused when you screw fat chicks? Nasty. It’s very distracting to think of this gross thing.

I just rely on “alternative facts” a.k.a. The Bible when it comes to climate change (and about everything else).

We all got to TRY HARDER. Take a recreational break like prince Harry, exercise, focus on problem and break through and penetrate

with power unseen,
focussed like a laser beam.

I just pop a Cialis and call it good. I need the 40mg ones these days. The 20mg versions don’t cut it anymore. By 60 I’ll need to pop two of them.

We all have our inadequacies. Without them creator’s game would have been too easy.

The more inadequacies, the more sweet will be the taste of victory.

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Just like a Grammar-Nazi, I consider myself a Topic-Nazi, so I usually don’t post off topic.
But I have to counter this ignorant Verbal diarrhoea.

Ancient Israel’s “jews” history in the bible is that of a people failing their mission.
From Mose’s reign over kings to judges. A desaster.
Quite the other way round: Israel, god’s bride hasn’t been exactly kind and truthful to our mercyful god.
Hence the need of a messiah.
Many are cursed and lost in a pattern never to come out of it again

The prophets were the good ones, the ones who chose to OBEY god’s commands and were hated and persecuted by the powers to be and the status quo in ancient Israel, just like Yahshuah.
They took drastic measures to turn people’s heart around off sin and towards god.
Prophet Ezekiel couldn’t convince his people of turning from their “climate-change Greta-like” idols (Tammuz). They were too far off to listen to him. So he took extreme graphic measures. What else could he do?

They are in constant rebellion! And the worst form.
The bible says in Jeremiah 23 that simple sinners will be punished. But evil doers who ENCOURAGE other people to sin and actively work towards other people don’t let sin go will be punished MOST severely.
It is also said in the bible that Israel (and in my interpretation this is applicable to anyone who considers himself to be Israel in some form or another) will be punished more severely for sin than a person who has no knowledge of his sin. I don’t have the bible position of this ready, but if you insist and turn with this information like Jonah could turn around the cows to pray, I’ll find it out for you.

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You didn’t counter it at all. In fact, you explained WHY the Bible isn’t kind to Jews, which is actually confirming my statement.

Do tell, O’ Great Topic Nazi. Where in the Bible is your source for this failing mission?

How was it a disaster? I’m sorry. It’s been a while since I’ve read my Bible. I don’t remember Moses causing a disaster beyond the plagues God commanded him to curse Pharaoh with.

According to the Bible, that’s what happens when believers are unequally yoked with unbelievers.

Did you read that in the Bible?

In the Old Testament, God made them eat bread baked in human turds

Are you sure about that? I don’t think that’s true but it’s your crap to spew and since you didn’t provide a source for your accusation I suppose we are expected to accept it as truth.

Are you serious? I have quoted this dozens of times directly to you personally over the years. If you’ve forgotten, ok, I’ll quote it again.

Ezekiel 4:9-13
9 ‘Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.’ 13 The Lord said, ‘In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.’

Dead serious!

I still don’t see where God made him eat it. All I see is you twisting the truth to fit your own narrative.

Jesus Christ, Michele, are you crazy? Don’t answer that. I already know the answer. And it’s not “him”, he made all of Israel do this.

No but I’m suspicious that you are more stupid than you think.

Michele, you said you couldn’t see where God made him eat it, when the very first words of the Bible verse in question were the imperative, “Eat the food”.

Yeah but you mislead people with that scripture. You withhold vital information a person would need interpret the scripture.

I withhold nothing, and nothing is out of context. I type the exact verse for anyone to look up and I quote the relevant passage in its entirety, right down to the rest of the baking instructions. You may choose to explain WHY God commanded the Israelites to eat bread baked in human turds, but that doesn’t change the fact that he DID this, which is all I claimed.

No you claimed God made them eat it when He didn’t.

Everything about what God did to Ezekiel was to demonstrate what was coming. Including the dung.