For what?
Ready.
Well, they are black and strappy with just a touch of heal for height.
How much heel?
You would sparkle in a shoe like this
Just an inch. They are sandals.
Black and strappy is good.
Lol would you like a pair. I can probably order them in size 11.
No thank you. I like the look of womens shoes but I don’t wear them.
Your feet will love you for it.
You’re a homophobe.
Not at all. Just not a cross-dresser.
I don’t suppose you like to try on fingernail polish.
No.
Well gee, Wil, what do you like.
Would you like to try on my jock strap. I could send it to you.
What makes you think I’m not wearing one?
lol.
Wouldn’t doubt it.
Someone has to be the man around here.
Takes more than a jock strap to be a man.