Two priests in a car get pulled over.
Cop: We’re looking for two child molesters.
(Priests briefly whisper to each other.)
Priest: Ok, we’ll do it.
Two priests in a car get pulled over.
Cop: We’re looking for two child molesters.
(Priests briefly whisper to each other.)
Priest: Ok, we’ll do it.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench.
A flasher comes up and flashes them.
One nun had a stroke.
The other couldn’t reach it.
I have had the giggles tonight
Ha! yeah, funny
March of Ides. I didn’t realize it was the 17th. I must wear my greenest green and run out for potatoes today. 
