Two priests in a car get pulled over.

Cop: We’re looking for two child molesters.

(Priests briefly whisper to each other.)

Priest: Ok, we’ll do it.


Two nuns are sitting on a park bench.

A flasher comes up and flashes them.

One nun had a stroke.

The other couldn’t reach it.


I have had the giggles tonight

Ha! yeah, funny

March of Ides. I didn’t realize it was the 17th. I must wear my greenest green and run out for potatoes today. :money_mouth_face: