Observe This!

Revelation 9:3-6 Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and they were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, but only those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. They were allowed to torment them for five months, but not to kill them, and their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it stings someone. And in those days people will seek death and will not find it. They will long to die, but death will flee from them.

Those don’t seem like the same as the locust description in the Bible.

Maybe the Bible got it wrong, then.

I don’t think so. Maybe I’m wrong but the Bible isn’t.

Yeah 10 days of vegetables and lungs that can’t even lift a small chest much less withstand smoke inhaltion can’t beat Covid-19.

You will have to fudge pack a tray for the furnace.

Here is another possible fraud. All Elijah had to do was make one chariot and cover it with leaves from the surrounding bushes and maybe some goot hooves and a few wind chimes. When they saw his chariot (which he mayhave done originally for camouflage and concealment) they would assume the bushes or shrubs were also chariots). He could also have been a beekeeper.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/2-Kings-6-17/
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/2-Kings-7-6/

This may have been a potential fraud in the making to make it appear a prophet could walk on water. He could have been simply cutting logs and setting them up just under the surface of the water. They might have had a damn they could set up that this level would receed and later cover over to the height of their choosing, just over a wood step structure. Of course it was not yet Jesus’s time so apparentlyit was mothballed.

This one was easy enough. Peeling of crusty thin layers of gluten rich bread each with a few caviar eggs.
Just go buy a large round loaf of bread and a couple of pregnant smelt.

Oyster crackers and caviar.

What? Drink too much moonshine and eat magic mushrooms and look up at the clouds?

When the rainbow is in the clouds, I will observe it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living beings on the earth."
Genesis 9: 16

Don’t tell me you don’t do this.

Michele’s quote.

I tried being christian very hard for a very long time and made every effort.
You broke my heart with your rejections.
Now, I’m just breaking yours.

Me too. I even got baptized. I was around 10 when I started reading Heinlein and that ruined it for me. I find reading often ruins religion for people. Higher education, too.

If Heinlein ruined you on religion, why did you get baptized?

infant baptism=forcing a religion=child abuse

“I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.”

I don’t know what you are talking about but Reg was not baptized at infancy.

So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed! I know you are Abraham’s children; yet you are trying to kill Me, because My word has no place in you.
John 8: 36-37

a child is someone that doesnt have much experience in a certain area or hasnt grown up yet

ok lets pretend your son of your god was real and visited us, dont you think if you objectively look at us humans now that he failed miserably?

No.