Observe This!

And yet it can’t be spoken except by the Power of the Holy Spirit.

yes i can imagine getting drunk would help believe some of the nonsense in the bible

Many get drunk on it.

yes it could be a requirement

Every requirement in the Bible is a choice, with reward or consequence.

yes believe that a god would need a book to talk to you or not

No, He needs a book to talk to you.

lol ill wait for a message on my answering machine

Fine by me. It’s as easy as waiting for a knock at the door.

yes an imaginary door

you wont hear it but luckily instead we have this amazing tremendous book instead…

you too can be part of the god club!

via our book that we have written in the name of the god almighty

same commercial tactics are used on tv lol

It even read like a commercial.

god club

The difference is that they want your money. He wants your soul.

why would a god need souls?

I don’t know that He does.

you just know the he wants it?