News Priorities

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Directly on topic, here are the top stories on CNN right now, in the order they appear in the Top News RSS feed. These are our news priorities these days. I’m trying to remember if the world was this stupid when I was younger.

Harry and Meghan will no longer use royal titles

A family crisis: What’s in store for the British royals

Lewinsky offers colorful remark after Trump move

MSG in Chinese food isn’t unhealthy – you’re just racist, activists say

Ted Lieu tells Devin Nunes to ‘shove it’ after Republican colleague threatens lawsuit

The US operation in Iraq could come to a humiliating end as Trump’s Iran moves backfire

A British grocery chain poked fun at Beyoncé’s new Ivy Park x Adidas line, which looks a lot like its uniforms

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Why did thinki not alert us to this event?

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because iam dutch so i must have gathered all those tulips for free and sold them all today?

nobody goes to amsterdam for a couple of fake tulips… real tulips bloom from march-may
keukenhof is the place to go!

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Are you saying the flowers used to celebrate National Tulip day are plastic?

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they are uhmm different (like everything in amsterdam lol)

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I’m getting the impression that Amsterdam is to Holland as Disney World is to the U.S.

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if your disney world is stinky and home to foreigners, prostitutes and druggies then yes

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Well it’s not stinky nor home to (openly) stoned druggies but it does have a lot of foreigners. Particularly Brits.

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With legal marijuana taking hold in America and elsewhere Amsterdam may become less of a draw. Prostitution is everywhere (which I was thankful for as an 18 year old sailor). Stinky is also pervasive worldwide.

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perhaps but probably not, its usually more fun to party and cause mayhem a little bit away from your own home…

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Of course. I would rather the location of my debauchery to be at your house rather than mine. Am I invited?

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lol sure i will send you the directions… you only have to show up naked and it will be a great party (for the 4 big black guys that will pay me to have fun with you)

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I can see that you are only interested in profit and perversion and so I will decline. You may keep your directions.

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ok ok… the guys will pay you when you get there…

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So it really is the perversion that is the heart of your interest. I can see we will probably never drink beer together.

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here iam trying to help you and you are seeing perversion everywhere…

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Yes you are very helpful sir. As a pimp is helpful to a young prospect. I thought I could trust you but now I am very suspicious.

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trust on the internet is even sillier than friendship on the internet

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I was hoping you would invite me to one of your fascinating birthday parties.

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Yes it is.