I hereby declare (at some date and time to be determined) to be National Shouting Day. At the designated time all citizens shall step outside and for five minutes shout at the top of their lungs whatever is on their minds. I would appreciate any tips for promoting this event.
You mean like that feminist singing?
Your humble presence is all anyone would ever need.
God no.
Oh, you are all very funny. I am trying to do a service to the nation.
You’re going to reenlist?
Hardy har har. Yeah, I’m enlisting in the Walker Brigade.
I fully support your undertaking but I admit, I do not care to subscribe to your endeavor.