Bill Gates is getting divorced. I always thought he would be immune. His wife never impressed me any. I wonder if they’ll rename the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation.

There is no reason for marriage.

Well, there is, but there shouldn’t be. I couldn’t get a visa for Isa in Canada without it, and I couldn’t get a visa for myself in Colombia without it. I hope I do better than Gates or Bezos or Musk.

Ok then, for a visa maybe. Otherwise you’re just inviting lawyers in.

Correction: You invite lawyers, because you’re unpleasant to be around.

I can just imagine how pleasant you would be.

I wouldn’t want to imagine pleasantries around you.

I sense a bitter frustrated woman.

I sense an asshole.

I wonder if Melinda caught him sharing with “Boystown.”

He probably got sick of her bitching.

She probably got tired of sloppy seconds.

Michele was right.

only a woman can give sloppy seconds