Life Sucks Dept. Misplaced My Cell Phone Ugh!

Somewhere between 7-11 and Heron Landing on S. Island Highway. Phoned the number 6043762063 and it still is answering. Thought I might have left it at the Esso the one where 2 employees have told me they are HA and red turban guy told me, “ Sir it’s not polite to call police.” Walked backed there as I had bought lotto tickets he Indo man said no then started talking into a cell phone about Jeremy theratshitboogereater and I called him and Jeremy pieces of shit and left. I tried the Find My Device app but apparently I had not installed it properly. Called Apple Support they said contact local law enforcement which I did.

Earlier in the day walking past Save On some guy with White hair white guy was yelling I was not allowed on his block I called him a pathetic speckled hen some woman turned around and said,” What was that?”

CB26-1897 is the RCMP file number. Police officers on phone were nice and friendly. Was at 7-11 couple drug addicts his zits bigger than her tits running their mouth about HA not hurting children. I rattled off names of child sex criminals and child killers in HA they just spouted their lies. 4 ppl in the store asked me to stay in town.

Officer on phone mentioned the Esso set does not like Reg. Some idiot at 7-11 said the Mayor did not like me I asked the name of the Mayor and he had no answer. 3 times at 7-11 staff have said they are not HA or the 7-11 is not HA. First time there Indo employee yelled HA Jay can fuck off.

See, this is what happens when you buy Apple devices.