Life is good

[AgeofGrace]

@MyBigMoon

I imagine you must be in your housecoat and slippers

Not to mention rollers and a toothpick.

@MyBigMoon

Or perhaps you’re changing into overalls for you morning chores.

I can only confirm I’m changing.

@MyBigMoon

Now I see you out collecting eggs and slicing off a slab of pork belly in the smokehouse,

I see you pounding violently at a table with a fork in one hand and a knife in the other.

@MyBigMoon

Now, you are collecting wood to fire up the stove and shucking off your clodhoppers in the mudroom.

Mud boots. I’m wearing mud boots. I just slopped the pigs.

@MyBigMoon

He wants his coffee NOW but you neglected to clean out the clinkers from the stove yesterday and he’s just gonna have to wait. Dusty doesn’t like to wait.

Nonsense! I don’t know what a clinker is and Dusty would wait until Rapture as long as I don’t make him late.

@MyBigMoon

His grumpy tone stirs something deep inside you and you go to wash between your toes. The water is cold but you are not. A feather from the henhouse drifts from your hair down into the tub.

Ewwww. Toe jam. Nasty!

@MyBigMoon

The fire is lit and the coffee is on. A knock on the door. Who the hell can that be? You slip a little on a piece of pork belly fallen, unnoticed onto the floor. Dusty calls your name. More insistent now. You hesitate, torn between your wifely duty and your neighborly courtesy.

Here ends installment one.

Riveting! I look forward to page two.