Gardening

This was the last kale plant left. Dusty said he didn’t think it would survive, so I blessed it, in Jesus’ Name.


This is a healthy salsa pepper plant. I cursed it, in Jesus’ Name.
I look forward to posting photos of these plants again in the near future.

This is a fascinating experiment. When will you update us?

When your curiosity piques. :grimacing:

since jesus resurrected this plant i have to reopen this topic and inquire if this plant is now cursed or if it has given a virgin birth / multiplied?

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Interesting topic. DC is back producing Swamp Thing after going dormant for for about a year I think as I just started getting subscription issues again. One issue was just a #1 short dollar comic then 2 big #1 and #2 giant 100 page issues.

My guess is the healthy plant lived and the sick plant died and cursing/blessing had no effect on either.

I got gophers again.

Well as you know the Kale was, in fact, very sick looking and the pepper plant was healthy. After the blessing and curse I watered them both equally. The blessed kale began to flourish but the cursed pepper plant didn’t really do much. Then I left for a weekend and went to watch my daughter graduate in Arizona.
Upon my return, the kale had been eaten by worms and died. I never ate from it.
Over time, the pepper plant began to produce peppers so when it came time to harvest, I threw everything I produced to the ground. I didn’t plan to eat what I cursed but later Dusty went out and took peppers from all the plants including the cursed plant and prepared them in our food so I ate it.

So your blessing and your curse had no effect. Good of you to admit this.

It’s beyond me how any living thing (including a worm) could eat kale. Although I read where the Dutch mash kale into their stamppot.

ah i see… we all deserve a meal even worms;)

how did the cursed food taste? did you or your husband get sick?


in a stamppot ofcourse! yummy lol

lol yes exactly!

of course, I adjusted my previous post to reflect that.

careful! i almost clicked that evil like heart thing

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There’s one for you.

maybe i dont really wanna know
how your garden grows
cause i just wanna fly

lately, did you ever feel the pain?
in the morning rain
as it soaks you to the bone?

maybe i just wanna fly
wanna live, dont wanna die
maybe i just wanna breathe
maybe i just dont believe

maybe youre the same as me
we see things theyll never see
you and i are gonna live forever

The Dutch, the Dutch
I hate them worse than dogs.
They live in windmills
and mince around in clogs.

They don’t have any manners
They don’t say ‘thanks’ or ‘please’
all they eat is tulips
and stinking gouda cheese

no need to hate yourself and your family… just finish the song…

im a british tourist with a countenance severe
i love to strike the foreign type
and box their poxied ears

but theres one woggy dago
i cannot bear to touch
the slimy crawling
stench appalling
snotty grotty dutch

the dutch are mad
their fingers stuck in dikes
they use the wrong side of the road
and ride around on bikes

they don’t have any manners
dont have any brains
theres only one race worse than them
and thats… the danes!

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Brilliant. Moving. True genius.