Football and Bidets

And miss an opportunity to see players like Mahomes throw a near perfect pass. I don’t think so. I prefer to turn the TV off at halftime.

Stop watching soccer then.

Sunday, Monday and Thursday night football. It’s a rough sport but I like the touchdown celebrations.

ok… overweight ballerinas

lol yes most of them are ballerinas too, but at least without the protective gear

Oh, sorry. I thought that’s what the shit kickers were for.

QLav is the worst bidet. I tried working with it as it was the original portable bidet but it’s super hard to squeeze , you have to use it like a football center and “snap” it. It’s huge. I might just toss mine despite it being almost new and with extra unused nozzle tips. Also it leaves a backwards mess.

But if you are angry about people who seem to somehow share your toilet time while you are the one doing all the actual toil, this is great .

Also don’t you hate fixed showerheads?

Just like a :football:

Reggie has no hand strength and arthritis. Not a bidet specialist, too much Bundt cake. Pre wipe with oil or lubricant, go, bidet wash, sanitary wipe, tp, to with any ointment or medicated pads or final lube, avoid cream or lotion excess smell with alcohol

The secret Reggie doesn’t want people to know!

Good game for the Eagles. Halftime, not great, but then, it predictably never is.

Yes Eagles crushed and Booger had second thoughts about Travis. Girlfriend Taylor booed out of stadium

Kelce is a former shell of himself after years of touting him best tight end ever.
Sounds like a peed out diaper that can’t take anymore.

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I had so little interest in the Superbowl that I didn’t know it was on, and while I now know it was on because of posts here, I still don’t know who played or who won. I did notice that Taylor Swift got booed from Mark’s post though.

so it wasnt you that shouted traitor at trump? :wink:

I’ll give you a quick rundown. It was a game between Kansas City and Philadelphia. Philadelphia walked all over KC. KC couldn’t do anything. Taylors bff couldn’t catch a pass if his life depended on it and the game ended with a score of 40-24. That wasn’t the worst part. Halftime was a complete disaster. Kendrick Lamar was a drag. I mean literally, it looked like he was dragging his body around the stage but it didn’t matter since I couldn’t understand his undoubtedly offensive words but the icing on the cake was when reflecting on the pregame and halftime show and realizing all the entertainment was black in the biggest display of racism I’ve ever seen in a show.
The most exciting part of the game took place when a Palestinian protester attempted to run onto the field. He’s been banned for life, which I thought was a little harsh but I guess that’s the price one pays for attempting to use his voice in the wrong place.
I don’t know what garbage Nico is posting but Trump was cheered when his face was shown on the Jumbotron and Taylor Swift was boo’d in a humiliating fashion.
It was the worst Superbowl I’ve ever watched but the Halftime show was as boring and predictable as it always is and has been for many years. They simply have no ability to entertain in a manner that allows the audience to experience anything other than disappointment.

lol well take a look at the clip and you will see what “garbage” was posted

am sure both got their cheers and boos (or maybe neither did and it was just the camera focussing on one of them when fans were cheering/booing at the game), but fact is that (despite trump stating swift was booed out of the stadium) only one of them left early and that was trump :wink:

It was very boring game. 90% of the country does not like the chiefs. Msybe more, so it was kind of nice. At one point Philadelphia was ahead 40-6. I have not watched the halftime show yet. I have tried, but rarely get 15 minutes of uninterrupted time.

I’ve seen your clip several times and my view has not changed.

Only one knew when the game was over.

That’s a fact! One of the most boring games I’ve ever sat through.

You don’t need 15 minutes to experience the level of disappointment Kendrick Lamar delivers with his performance.

No but I would have, had I been there. :slight_smile:

Ty but I still don’t care. I had never heard of Kendrick Lamar until recently, when he made some news for feuding with Drake. Good. It bothered me that Canada had a rap person and I hope Drake fades into obscurity now. Rap should be banned. Screw free speech.

I read that too on Reddit, a site I don’t often frequent but I saw that there.

But you watched. They won. And I won by not watching.

I assume you mean at work. If you don’t get 15 min of uninterrupted time at home, you need a life reorganization.