yeah you get to take a stormtrooper with you…
naptime
I agree with that, and try to find a nice, normal, non-obese, non-weirdo woman (although that is unlikely in Europe). You might need to lose 30 kilos to achieve that but that’s a positive regardless of the motive.
more like sweet Corona kisses, MyBigMoon, sweet Conorra kisses
Don’t be a poor sport! such a downer! I’m a going whale-hunting even if there is no ocean near Stuttstock.
Oh come-on, Reg, the freaking gym is closed. That’s why we demonstrate after all, too.
Corona is to blame if I already passed this evil 120kg mark now! No me!
Mein Gott. How tall are you?
Instead of gyms, we have online-chugging contests now in Corona times. Shere insanity. White youth lost in online-chugging contests wearing masks of course - to prevent the virus from spreading.
I cannot possibly lose any weight that way.

At least the too-big Trump mask of mine fits well now.
Around 185cm
You might need to lose 40 kilos, then.
I actually do feel like an old, fat slob right now. My bike hardly supports me and biking is the only thing I can do right now to loose the beer belly. Time these damn studios reopen. I also won’t compete in chugging beer online ever again, even not with friends…
Nobody loses weight with exercise. You need to control your food.
Have you ever done a beer and schnapps chugging competition online?
Not that I recall, but I drank too much in my 20s. Nothing approaching alcoholism but certainly too much. By my 30s I had cut down. By my 40s I was drinking very little. In my 50s I’m barely drinking at all. I have a bottle of wine here from last year sitting unopened.
I mean, in Corona-times?
Seems like quite a big thing here.
In every supermarked over here, they now announce “bring us back our empty bottles please” after “wear your mask” and other stupid Corona instructions. People must be hoarding beer bottles like crazy these days.
Are you able to starve yourself (1000 calories a day) and stop drinking totally for three months?
That would get you to where you need to be.
You mean like “Ramadan”?
Your suggestion actually doesn’t quite sound like fun.
Yes, no problem. Corona-chugging-competitions have been over for me weeks ago.
The only alcohol I drink ocasionally is wine now.
It’s not. It’s torture. I’ve been doing it for a month. I despise it but I’ve lost 5 kilos. 5 more to go.
That sounds sad. Like a hack job. I think anything suggested under120kg is just a thrown off hack job. Day to day it is just the same thing.
I need to get at a safe weight to prevent being used like this.
100kg lifts with a bar are now an shameful impossibility with your force fit chart and body expectations. That’s worse when your body weight is over that. But you wouldn’t care.