couldnt find a good one about a bloody heart but this will do:
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny.
Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny’s eyes opened wide in amazement. “You know,” he said, "I’m not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!!
lol A man passes the same house everyday on the way to work. Everyday someone inside is yelling 13! 13! 13!. So he thinks I’m gonna find out what’s going on in there. So he walks up to the door and peeks in through the mail slot. The guy inside takes a stick and pokes him in the eye and yells 14! 14! hhaha 14!
an airplane is flying along. On board are 2 boyscouts a priest and a lawyer. There are also two parachutes. Of course the plane starts to go down. The priest says “We should give the parachutes to the boyscouts”. The lawyer says “fuck the boyscouts!”. The priest says “Do you think we have time”?
I guess we lost Michele.
could take a while… she is trying to find her humour
I sure there is humor in there. Everyone has it.
Humor has served me well in life.
me too, i met several women like this:
lucky man
not so sure, its not that easy getting through cardboard
It’s gotta be hard all right
Bloody disgusting. If this is true, the world needs to sanction China until they start taking this seriously and ban these totally disgusting practices.
yes, unfortunately those wildlife markets are all over asia; thailand, vietnam, indonesia love their bat recipes… its a billion dollars business
Time for the west to start making our own shit.
And this is a multi-trillion dollar worldwide depression. Screw their culture, screw their traditional medicine, screw their eating bats and cats, and screw them.
I will be boycotting all chinese products, which I believe I can do. The only one that is questionable is toilet paper which I get at Costco. That bidet might be coming sooner than later. The only thing I ever buy is food, really. It could affect the next car I buy. Bad timing for tesla and volvo and a few others. Jaguar and land rover are now half chinese. Not that I would have bought any of those. God. I might have to buy a Volkswagen. Ford is even doing stuff over there. I’m a little surprised on the lack of car manufacturing in south America. Unless the roads are garbage or it’s a pain. Maybe if you aren’t used to having one, no big deal. Canada makes good cars. Probably the best for the price.
I guess the thai king is staying in this hotel by himself. It would be funny if he starved to death. Well. Kind of funny. Looks like he brought a cook though.
Good call! I love my VW.
Unless you stop using tech you can’t really boycott the Chinese. We as western nations should sanction them, however.
I haven’t bought any tech for over 2 years. Do they get a cut of my verizon payment?