Capitalism/Socialism/Communism

Good. When we have a nuclear explosion, I will be dead before I hit the ground but you won’t be so lucky. Long suffering seems to be your attraction.

I can’t begin to tell you long I have suffered since we met. I have suffered you political screeds, bad grammar/spelling and nasty attitude. It makes slow radiation poisoning sound like a vacation.

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You are the creator, teach. Don’t blame me if you don’t know how to shape me into the object of your perfect works.

Oh I have shaped you for my works perfectly grasshopper. Now put a pot on the stove and get it red hot. When you can lift the pot with your forearms your training is over and you can go into the world and straighten out the lefties.

WTH…

It was a reference to the old tv show “Kung Fu” starring David Carradine.

This is what capitalism gets you.

I just put some bleach tabs in my toilet. Does this mean I can’t use a bidet?

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Those just make the toilet smell scarier like somebody tried to kill a giant clam and failed and now the clam is demanding payment. Eat some cup of noodles and use the toilet like that and you have the smell of Reggie. Don’t get the bidet if you have weight loss issues. What I mean is your body shedding itself like some kind of peanut sauce along with small amounts of weak diarrhea to balance weight.
Do you see that bubble shape around Reggie’s head? Some of that head mass looks like wet disintegrating ice cream or peanut sauce. That is from dependency on the bidet and weight loss issues. It is like being unable to walk away from a heater, fan, air conditioner or massage shower head.
The guy’s whole body mass smells like it belongs in the toilet and that distressed him. It’s a bad cycle.
Don’t be fooled with Reggie and his bidet about him being more hygienic. His ego stuck that fishbowl over his head way too tight to do anything about it now.

Ask a goldfish that and see how it warms up toy you.

If you order boba to save rabbits then you understand.

The theory:

When the revolution comes, this guy might be one of the first to die.