Canada

I’m happy about this. I would normally be happy if they’d just run along and be quiet now, but lately I’ve been enjoying the pain and suffering of the royals so I’m fine if that makes some more news. I hope the old hag Liz lives to see her family and the vile institution it represents all fall apart. Then I hope Canada withdraws and the UK and Australia can enjoy decades of Queen Camilla.

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Justin felt a bit chilly and grabbed his coat. Somehow, the BBC felt this was newsworthy.

Can’t embed so here’s the link

This guy…

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…decided to dress up like a cop, steal a police car, and shoot at random people in Nova Scotia.

You have to wonder what was going on with him that made him want to go on a crime spree.

I know. He’s an angry cross dressing homosexual.

Uggh. I must have got that wrong. Here comes auto correct.

Reggggg, don’t leave me hanging here, you wanker

Nevermind. I can see I’m going to have to go it alone.

Hello again, thinki.

a canadian doing violent things

looks at some of regs violent words

this could be normal canadian behaviour;)

hello again ageofgrace

The evidence was telling.

Do you want to add anything about our mystery criminal or should I just start guessing?

On second thought, no guessing needed. I’ve figured it out.

nope

He was living out a fantasy of great superiority.

He was fired from his last authoritative job? Haha

He was a cop whose fantasy was to be a criminal?

his name is gabriel wortman and he owns a denture clinic and two other properties in dartmouth and three properties in portapique

That article just came out ah hour ago. Nice work, thinki. You move fast.