Dogs Prefer to Poo Along a North-South Axis


10 MARCH 2015

Researchers have found that dogs use Earth’s magnetic fields to align their bowel and bladder movements - and they prefer to relieve themselves along a north-south axis. In fact, canines will actively avoid going to the bathroom in an east-west direction, the study found.

After monitoring 70 dogs from 37 different breeds over a two year period, scientists from the Czech University of Life Sciences in the Czech Republic and the University of Duisburg-Essen in Germany found that dogs were more likely to poo along a north-south axis, determined by the Earth’s geomagnetic field (magnetic north is slightly different to true north).

The findings, which were published in Frontiers in Zoology at the start of last year, were the result of watching a total of 5,582 urinations and 1,893 defecations (yep, just imagine how fun that would have been). The team then compared the positioning of the dogs during the acts to variations in the Earth’s magnetic field.

They found that in calm magnetic field conditions, the dogs consistently preferred to be aligned north-south when they pooed. But perhaps the most striking result was that, regardless of magnetic field conditions, dogs blatantly avoided relieving themselves along the east-west alignment.

there is a problem here
mine doesn’t
the dogs across the street don’t
this is not the only study that says they do
my puppy poo-poos the very idea

i see the survival value of flying to/from culombia if food is there
and it is winter here/there
i want jane goodall to go live with wolves
then tell me why the east/west poopers die before they reproduce

if you can’t feel the magnetic field
blame your mother
she was fat

you might think i have an unhealthy interest in dog poop
i can’t argue

That’s it? That’s what you needed to happen for climax?

Perhaps their bowels wouldn’t move, which probably explains why there are more urinations in the study.
“Researchers have found that dogs use Earth’s magnetic fields to align their bowel and bladder movements”