# Religion **URL:** \ **Category:** Park Bench\ **Created:** [June 15, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82 "2018-06-15T01:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/1 "2018-06-15T01:44:37Z")
![ReligionWarCartoon01](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/1X/6598cb66bb352fc06c1c2de1f3fb153f3152b203.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![IshChadash](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/ishchadash/32/4260_2.png) [@IshChadash](https://bbad.com/u/IshChadash)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/2 "2018-06-16T22:08:19Z")
You must be very angry with our creator. I’ll include You into my nightly prayer this night. May Jeshuah heal You! ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/3 "2018-06-17T02:01:08Z")
Will is right. Because what I believe is worth defending. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:51pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/4 "2018-06-19T18:51:34Z")
Daniel…Manasseh had 2 tribal leaders. What country is the other half of Manasseh? ---
**Author:** ![IshChadash](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/ishchadash/32/4260_2.png) [@IshChadash](https://bbad.com/u/IshChadash)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/5 "2018-06-19T20:10:19Z")
I admit, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/6 "2019-12-22T05:52:08Z")
![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/c/cd03ed8643126455966171df351c42ff6222ec94.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:04am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/7 "2019-12-22T06:04:15Z")
> [@Christmas](https://bbad.com/t/christmas/849/8): > > Well, I don’t believe he was ever born. This is weird. ---
**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/8 "2019-12-22T06:05:23Z")
It is not a new opinion of mine. See this thread from about a year ago. [https://discourse.bbad.com/t/the-historicity-of-jesus/573](https://discourse.bbad.com/t/the-historicity-of-jesus/573) ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/9 "2019-12-22T06:07:52Z")
I know it’s not new. Neither is mine. ---
**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/10 "2019-12-22T06:09:31Z")
Then why did you find it weird? ---
**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 6:24pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/11 "2021-06-19T18:24:50Z")
> **[Flying Spaghetti Monster devotee wins right to wear colander on head in ID](https://www.rt.com/viral/390659-flying-spaghetti-monster-colander-head/)** > > Religious struggle comes in many forms. For one Arizona man it’s all about winning the right to wear a colander on his head in his driver’s license photo. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/12 "2021-06-19T19:46:17Z")
Haha R’amen brother! ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/13 "2021-06-19T19:59:48Z")
Yeah, funny. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sounds like something thinki would believe in. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 8:23pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/14 "2021-06-19T20:23:18Z")
No more ridiculous than yours. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 8:44pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/15 "2021-06-19T20:44:05Z")
You’re comparing our Savior, who died on the cross for your sins to an imaginary spaghetti monster that flies? That’s not funny. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:06pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/16 "2021-06-19T21:06:54Z")
I’m not going to engage on this topic, it’s futile. ---
**Author:** ![thinkingaboutit](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@thinkingaboutit](https://bbad.com/u/thinkingaboutit)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:09pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/17 "2021-06-19T21:09:41Z")
> [@AgeofGrace](#): > > Yeah, funny. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Sounds like something thinki would believe in. you mean something i also wouldnt believe in > [@MyBigMoon](#): > > No more ridiculous than yours. r’amen, brother! ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/18 "2021-06-19T21:17:37Z")
> [@MyBigMoon](#): > > I’m not going to engage on this topic, it’s futile. I didn’t ask you to. A young soldier was shot on the battlefield, and dragged by a comrade aside to die. He shut his eyes, and all his past life flashed before him. It seemed but an instant of time. He looked forward and saw eternity, like a great gulf, ready to swallow him up, with his sins as so many weights sinking him deeper and deeper. Suddenly a lesson, which his pious mother taught him when a little boy at her knee, stood before him in shining letters. It was a lesson he heard repeated again and again and again; she was never tired of imprinting it on his memory before she died; it was her only legacy. In the gaiety of life he had forgotten it. He had lost his hold on it, but it had never quite lost its hold on him; and now, in the hour of peril, it threw out to him a rope of mercy. What was it? “God so loved the world,” etc. He caught the rope; it seemed let down from heaven. “Lord, I believe,” he cried; “save me, or I perish!” Till he died, a few hours after, he said little but this one prayer: “Lord, I believe; save me, or I perish!” a prayer never uttered by the penitent soul in vain. (Clerical Anecdotes) ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/19 "2021-06-19T21:25:35Z")
_The Gospel_ begins with the creation of the universe by an invisible and undetectable Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.[[13]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-Telegraph2-13) On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano.[[19]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-GOLEM-19) Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hung over.[[22]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-22) Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a “midget”,[[23]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-23) which he named Man.[[24]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-24) Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.[[19]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#cite_note-GOLEM-19) ---
**Author:** ![thinkingaboutit](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@thinkingaboutit](https://bbad.com/u/thinkingaboutit)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:32pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82/20 "2021-06-19T21:32:05Z")
r’amen, praise the invisible undetectable holy flying spaghetti monster! [Next page](https://bbad.com/t/religion/82.md?page=2)