# Motorcycles

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947>\
**Category:** Garrulous Geeks\
**Created:** [March 2, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947 "2020-03-02T06:14:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/1 "2020-03-02T06:14:52Z")

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An interesting piece on Harley and its troubles.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/2 "2020-03-06T02:28:14Z")

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I’ve never been on a motorcycle. I bet a lot of guys haven’t. It is something that must be interesting to learn in the beginning and you don’t see a lot of guys humping the back of another guy on a bike.

I remember my old boss telling the story of the first time he was on a bike. He was humping, or wrapping his arms around his friend as they were swerving through the tunnels of Boston. Not a casual driving area. They have no helmets at the time. This is in the late 60s. My boss leans over and asks, “What happens if one of the tires blows out?” His friend tilts his head back and says, “Don’t ask stupid questions.” My boss asked a lot of stupid questions. It’s one of those stories that if you knew my boss and heard him tell the story, it would be hilarious. He knew nothing about lab work, but he had a joke every day.

I remember he showed me a picture of his grandson being held by a family member and they were hugging a cocktail waitress in Vegas and his grandson was just staring at the woman’s pasties. He’s talking about as loud as you could talk in his office about how his grandson took after him. He must have told that story 25 times that day. 20 of them were to women and his voice would get louder every time he showed the picture. I would laugh harder every time a woman would shake their head coming out of the office. The lab is so computerized now. He would probably lose his job just based on his horrible computer skills.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/3 "2020-03-06T04:04:12Z")

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I just encountered this again. If you’re not into bikes it’s probably stupid. If you are, it’s maybe the best commercial of all time. Say what you want about their drivers, BMW gets bikes.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2020, 4:16am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/4 "2020-03-06T04:16:44Z")

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I like the way their bikes look.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/5 "2020-04-08T18:10:24Z")

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Harley just announced this for 2021. I think it’s stunning, but I don’t like the idea of being the only brown guy in the world riding a Harley.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/d/def8177e1b2a94d57fe6c9969d301568218ce04d.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/6 "2020-04-08T21:20:08Z")

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This is the new BMW cruiser, the R18. It’s about three times the price of a Sportster and, while we don’t know the pricing of the Harley above, it’s probably going to be half that of the BMW. I honestly prefer the Harley at any price. This BMW is ugly.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/ed5d8e5ea568ebb21f9350a474b73fda3c05c661.jpeg)

The BMW R NineT is far better looking than the R18 but I think I still prefer the Harley. Not sure, though. At least it’s close. And the R NineT fits the woman.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/2/21e959ddb3b014f14b140c7761a8558b0bcbcb0c.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/7 "2020-05-12T04:03:29Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uADltVYTk8s/hqdefault.jpg "Save of the century? Alex Marquez 2019 #JapaneseGP save!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADltVYTk8s)

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/8 "2020-05-12T23:50:28Z")

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I couldn’t get the video to play but it looks like he’s on suicide mission. Heavens, it looks really dangerous. But I can’t tell, is that a cheering section in the background? Go, you crazy fukher!

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/9 "2020-05-13T00:43:19Z")

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He didn’t plan it. His bike slid in the rain and somehow, through a combination of virtuosity and black magic, he saved it.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/10 "2020-05-13T01:35:56Z")

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Nice work. I can see crediting him with virtuosity but black magic? At best, I can see honoring him as a king maybe once a year but let’s not get carried away. He’s noones hero.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/11 "2020-05-13T01:40:24Z")

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I don’t really believe in heroes, but he did an amazing thing at that track on that bike on that day. Well, not really on that bike. lol. If someone had asked me if you could save a bike from this position, I would’ve said “no way in hell”.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/eb358f9f72f3af1a3bc9b2bb2f1ad5bb39b761a3.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/12 "2020-05-13T02:17:36Z")

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I can’t ride a motorcycle. Way too much extra diaper, I can’t even straddle it.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/13 "2020-12-07T23:06:05Z")

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I have a minor obsession with buying a scooter. I hope it subsides before I get back to Canada.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/2/2a44c9b6044583537772dc31733eaf45d7055d87.jpeg)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3B_bjkKQwbs/maxresdefault.jpg "BMW C400GT Review - Is it Worth $9.3K?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_bjkKQwbs)

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/14 "2020-12-07T23:42:42Z")

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i was riding my motorcycle on I-95 at 75 MPH when one of those “scooters” blew by me

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/15 "2020-12-07T23:44:34Z")

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You ride, Bill? I had no idea.

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/16 "2020-12-07T23:47:16Z")

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i don’t ride present tense  
had 5 motorcycles  
wore sandals for boots

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/17 "2020-12-07T23:50:42Z")

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I also don’t ride (present tense). I had 3 motorcycles. Might try again. Not sure.

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/18 "2020-12-08T00:06:47Z")

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wear a helmet  
i had two accidents  
walked away from both of them, once i found my sandals  
oh there’s the other one up there

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/19 "2020-12-08T00:20:55Z")

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I always wore proper steel boots. I remember the side stand landing on my boot once. It was a 750 lb Gold Wing. If not for a pair of Alpinestars motorcycle boots, I’d be wearing a prosthetic right now.

I hated that bike. All I learned from it is that I hate heavy bikes. If I try again, I’ll get something around 350 lbs. Maybe this. It’s only a 310 but I ride slowly these days. Cheap BMW made in India.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e3370eee29ad05e97e95861f63ca03733401d192.jpeg)

EDIT: I would get the trunk for it. This is how they ride in Colombia. At first it looked goofy to me. Now it makes vastly more sense to me than how we ride in Canada.

![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/fdc080cc77119aa40a7fdc45a6fb19fa2501e8fa.jpeg)

EDIT2: The bike is $3500 less than the scooter. $5700 for the motorcycle, $9200 for the scooter. The scooter also just looks way more fun to me. The bike looks too serious.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/9f4c8ac940c2d17859ddc72f1a0ec2a3141b9f44.jpeg)

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f71598ffe3a6fa042073810c7b4ce25806844f9f.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 1:06am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/motorcycles/947/20 "2020-12-08T01:06:53Z")

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i once put 20000 miles on a japanese bike before i changed the oil  
no problems ever

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