I misplaced my bone spurs, so i can't march with you

oh
there they are
on that guy’s helmet

Reading*

Makes no sense.

i believe some beer was involved

not sure about that but certainly a buffalo
(beer=bear in dutch)

the buffalo can rip, jake has been caught

the guy arrested in d.c. with 500 bullets says it was an honest mistake
that’s the problem with believing what works for you
you start to think other people should
do you know how long it would take to fire that many rounds?
do you know how heavy 500 bullets are?
if i tried to buy 500 doses of cyanide, would they let me?
does thinki own a confederate flag?

lol no i do not own a confederate flag, nor an american, nor dutch or any other kind of flag

i have a tattoo of benedict arnold on my left cheek
and a partial of donald trump on my right
the tattoo guy ran out of orange ink
he promised to get more after the audit is completed

Sounds like someons is looking for a pardon.

Washington responded by sending peace commissioners to western Pennsylvania to negotiate with the rebels, while at the same time calling on governors to send a militia force to enforce the tax. Washington himself rode at the head of an army to suppress the insurgency, with 13,000 militiamen provided by the governors of Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. The rebels all went home before the arrival of the army, and there was no confrontation. About 20 men were arrested, but all were later acquitted or pardoned.

i smoke too much pot