# Health

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/health/936>\
**Category:** Park Bench\
**Created:** [February 18, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936 "2020-02-18T20:24:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 51

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1013 "2020-06-22T05:11:27Z")

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No Mark, I don’t fart because I don’t generate excess gas, and I don’t generate excess gas because I don’t eat crap or eat too much, either of which will cause gas.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:20am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1014 "2020-06-22T05:20:02Z")

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Whatever. Do some fartlek.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1015 "2020-06-22T06:00:37Z")

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I don’t fart.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1016 "2020-06-22T06:23:29Z")

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So I hit the brake on the rice consumption. I hope it was gradual and does not upset things overly too much.  
 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b351a8b7564ff984619bb61e54756ed3cbb438ac.jpeg)  
Still starving and I don’t want to snap. This is bumblebee canned tuna in spring water. I added a tsp tartar sauce, a tsp mayo some green onion clippings, and garlic powder. The garlic powder I can already feel burning. This is my undersea lettuce bowl. Nothing too vile from the deep and removed enough.  
 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/6/668c7162b4027d2f53622a9e97659fd5d1df37e0.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f934015cf7d436ac9e3055dcabb0c41723961251.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f426f43784ba05fbb033fc7511db6e4eaf224a62.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/b/b91dfc0d33597e397319ce2d5afd12f6ea8ed06c.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1017 "2020-06-22T06:29:24Z")

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You say something chicken little?

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1018 "2020-06-22T13:13:14Z")

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No. It’s obviously bad for you but you’ve posted uglier things.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1019 "2020-06-22T16:58:49Z")

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Here’s something for Mark to add to his diet.

[https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/europe/durian-germany-evacuation-scli-intl-grm/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/22/europe/durian-germany-evacuation-scli-intl-grm/index.html)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:21pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1020 "2020-06-22T17:21:12Z")

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Interesting. I always get told I have genetic inferiority because of my sensitivity to smells.  
You can add these to your diet. Steaks and cuts like this tend to make my body look the worse. I don’t know if I need to eat more or stop eating them. When I workout, my body tends to look just like this. Steaks upon steaks upon steaks. I need to override its programming to stop producing so much meat.  
Maybe I need more. This happens eating greens too. I look like an entire rollout shelf of meat and do it all over again.  
 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/f/fc11b80ae1dd7e1beff3e0d707c619ff9951f4f8.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/ef9ef3730cbef7cfde035c4edd3be0b34cea10a3.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/0/0c9d4f67cac0006477f89d8b13d30452c053cb6e.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/9fa1e6006cf29bc522ff0cd2e5cde6e44692e47b.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/3/336062abece7f3db7ad1f7d466d5708aa34885b8.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/933885044c77460e958a47535cda4f0d37d01be0.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/4/4ef58735c48e181580e899c12806709a2ce2b702.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/9/913f7aebfe64567fa5d0216a8cd0db8e7f12f0b3.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/a/a20ac870826ddb1010ea415ef33e9f07e02a3c27.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1021 "2020-06-22T17:23:10Z")

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It’s a shame with all his healthy vegetables Reg can’t even put up one steak. Make that in a day Reggie. With bodybuilding.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1022 "2020-06-22T17:26:12Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Fmh5e-9bn8w/hqdefault.jpg "Napoleon Dynamite - Steak to the Face [HQ]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmh5e-9bn8w)

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1023 "2020-06-22T18:51:22Z")

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> [@DthBreath](#):
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> It’s a shame with all his healthy vegetables Reg can’t even put up one steak. Make that in a day Reggie. With bodybuilding.

That isn’t a shame at all. I haven’t eaten a steak in perhaps three decades. I hope to never have to eat such a vile thing again in my life.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1024 "2020-06-22T22:21:44Z")

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You’re not even ice cream. You are ice cream #2.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1025 "2020-06-22T23:51:36Z")

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![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/5/5ec957e919b0f872f5abd349ad2a19affb008c8c.jpeg) ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/1/1e540ff86a2f9768ee4d66f7636fcb73177894bf.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1026 "2020-06-23T01:18:18Z")

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Did you eat it Mark?

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1027 "2020-06-23T02:30:25Z")

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I thought somebody threw it there as a prank. I did hear some small teeth crunching last night and it is now gone after I left for several hours with a big mess of feathers. I did see a coyote crossing the street into a canyon about 4 blocks away.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1028 "2020-06-23T02:32:33Z")

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I turned my nose up at it. Sweet treat for me well deserved after lots and lots of walking and fasting.  
 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/8/85a8c9703bb0eb50bf5b7213edef7e3941bf3d01.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1029 "2020-06-23T02:33:31Z")

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That would match the coyotes bite.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1030 "2020-06-23T02:52:37Z")

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The coyote probably left there as permission to hunt.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1031 "2020-06-24T01:25:14Z")

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We haven’t talked a lot about water.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/health/936/1032 "2020-06-24T01:35:57Z")

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With record breaking new virus cases in your state do you feel safe going to a gym?

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