# Football and Bidets

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248>\
**Category:** Park Bench\
**Created:** [August 24, 2018, 8:44am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248 "2018-08-24T08:44:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/61 "2019-10-13T14:45:14Z")

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I have never seen a photo of you.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/62 "2019-10-13T14:46:15Z")

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I’ve seen a photo of your head and a photo of a body but nothing that matches the two together.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:46pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/63 "2019-10-13T14:46:48Z")

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Not likely you will either. Sorry Dan, don’t let me interrupt again.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/64 "2019-10-13T14:47:25Z")

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Why not?

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/65 "2019-10-13T14:48:55Z")

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I do not have the body of a man who had been doing yoga for 20 years. I haven’t seen yours either.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/66 "2019-10-13T14:54:05Z")

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Dan went away again.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/67 "2019-10-13T14:54:57Z")

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Reg must be at church.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/68 "2019-10-13T14:55:46Z")

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> [@MyBigMoon](#):
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> Not likely you will either.

Ditto!

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/69 "2019-10-13T14:57:01Z")

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Other than my beer belly I look fit. What part is big on you?

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/70 "2019-10-13T15:01:53Z")

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_She must have lost power_

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/71 "2019-10-13T15:05:04Z")

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I’m still at the hospital. Dans back haha.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/72 "2019-10-13T15:06:06Z")

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You still need to answer the question.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/73 "2019-10-13T15:06:38Z")

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It was a bit of a boring run, but they have some great deals. I got peanut butter, some Dave’s bread, v8, chia seeds, spinach. I looked for a 2 foot tall table to put next to my kitchen counters but they didnt have any. I looked for elderberry but couldn’t find any. I got toilet paper and even though I got 24 double ply rolls for 16 bucks, I think getting a bidet would be cheaper in the long run. They usually have a ton of free samples but I was so early they weren’t set up yet. My average breakfast costs less than 2 dollars now that I go there.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/74 "2019-10-13T15:07:54Z")

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I did gain 15lbs this year but I was probably underweight before. Bloodwork looks decent. I’ve been working weird hours so that usually doesn’t help.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/75 "2019-10-13T15:08:22Z")

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I got some theraflu too.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/76 "2019-10-13T15:09:32Z")

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I agree about the bidet but bathrooms are too small. I guess I could put one in the living room.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/77 "2019-10-13T15:10:32Z")

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They also do tires. Unfortunately, I got 2 new tires in may. I should have gotten 4 probably. Now I need 2 more lol. Costco does tires too but usually you do 4 at a time. Rrr.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/78 "2019-10-13T15:10:54Z")

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Well I know the curiosity is killing you but I’ve tried to wait patiently to no avail.

Im a size 8 and always somewhere between 8 and 12 lbs overweight.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/79 "2019-10-13T15:11:30Z")

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Pretty good.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/football-and-bidets/248/80 "2019-10-13T15:11:53Z")

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