# FLOTUS

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486>\
**Category:** Good Times Cafe\
**Created:** [November 17, 2018, 9:24am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486 "2018-11-17T09:24:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/21 "2020-10-03T00:12:37Z")

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She is very loyal yet she seems wild at heart like a fox.  
Reggie this type of woman is unattainable to you.

She is not in a desperate situation. And if she was Donald Trump has more money than you.

What are you going to compete with? Your mouth and jaw and dysfunction and overall health?

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:52am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/22 "2020-10-03T00:52:53Z")

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Mark, everything you said is true. I would have no chance with Melania. This is a good thing since I find her to be one of the most disgusting, repulsive people I have ever encountered. She is not physically ugly although I certainly don’t find her attractive, but she has the ugliest heart I’ve seen among US First Ladies. They are generally good people. This one is isn’t. She is vile, shallow and soulless. Totally disgusting.

> [@First Lady](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/14):
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> Most women are not prostitutes to me, Mark. Those that sell themselves for money, power and prestige certainly are. None of us truly knows what’s in Melania’s mind, but she’s a public figure and we are free to have our opinions. It is likely to me that this failed model from a poor country who clearly knew her looks were fading and her career was over saw a chance to hook into luxury and stability for the rest of her life and sold herself to that end. That is the very definition of prostitute as far as I’m concerned. This is even more clear to me since they show no signs of affection and sleep in separate bedrooms.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/24 "2020-10-03T03:56:04Z")

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What you are saying is that she is a Stepford Wife or zombie.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 4:24am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/25 "2020-10-03T04:24:11Z")

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No, I’m saying that she appears to meet my definition of a prostitute. I’m also saying I find her totally repulsive and disgusting, and that she appears to be a truly horrible person of no value whatsoever.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:03am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/26 "2020-10-03T11:03:36Z")

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What’s wrong with you, Reg? Why are you going off on The First Lady?

> [@Reg](#):
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> Melania might be the most dislikeable human I have ever seen aside from perhaps her husband.

We are such polar opposites. She is the most likeable First Lady our government has had the pleasure in hosting.

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> This is a good thing since I find her to be one of the most disgusting, repulsive people I have ever encountered.

Harsh words stir up anger. Are you attempting to inflame the other readers?

She created the “Be Best” (not to be confused with BBad) campaign to advocate against cyberbullying and drugs. Vile smoking can fall in that category so I’m sort of surprised you don’t gravitate toward her works but on the other hand, appearance has nothing to do with works so I guess I can see why you keep avoiding that debate.

> [@Reg](#):
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> She is not physically ugly although I certainly don’t find her attractive, but she has the ugliest heart I’ve seen among US First Ladies.

She’s an immigrant. Doesn’t that score points with you?

> [@Reg](#):
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> They are generally good people. This one is isn’t. She is vile, shallow and soulless. Totally disgusting.

She’s a high class, elegant and sophisticated woman. Her style is exquisite and her form is stunning.

> [@Reg](#):
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> No, I’m saying that she appears to meet my definition of a prostitute.

Every woman meets your definition of prostitute so that’s not really saying anything special or new.

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> I’m also saying I find her totally repulsive and disgusting, and that she appears to be a truly horrible person of no value whatsoever.

The First Lady has had her whole life flipped upside down through no fault of her own and through it all she has quietly demonstrated what grace really is.  
If you need, Reg, we can go through another round of First Lady bashing to complete your meltdown but that isn’t going to change the fact that she is still the First Lady and will be the First Lady another 4 years. I can only be thankful you don’t ever have to live this horrific American nightmare.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:44am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/27 "2020-10-03T11:44:57Z")

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I dunno, she could die.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 11:54am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/28 "2020-10-03T11:54:16Z")

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If she does, so be it. Good or bad, she has left a lasting impression on the world that will not be erased.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/29 "2020-10-03T14:47:01Z")

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> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> What’s wrong with you, Reg? Why are you going off on The First Lady?

I thought I posted clearly why:

> “I’m working … my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
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> She continued, “OK, and then I do it and I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, ‘Oh, what about the children that they were separated?’ Give me a fucking break.”

> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> She created the “Be Best” (not to be confused with BBad) campaign to advocate against cyberbullying and drugs.

Do you not see the irony of that? She’s married to the most disgusting cyberbully in the world and says nothing, and then she wants people to take her seriously on her stupid pretend project that nobody’s ever heard of.

> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> She’s an immigrant. Doesn’t that score points with you?

No.

> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> Every woman meets your definition of prostitute so that’s not really saying anything special or new.

Totally untrue. The vast majority of women are not prostitutes. Melania appears to be, but as I admitted earlier, I do not know what’s in her mind. She might find it exciting to pull away Donald’s rolls of fat to suck on his sweaty little orange thing.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/30 "2020-10-03T16:14:27Z")

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You should delete that end segment. Sure that stuff comes up, but you got it out, now do away with it.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/31 "2020-10-03T16:24:51Z")

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But that was the best part.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 7:07am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/32 "2020-10-04T07:07:28Z")

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> [@Reg](#):
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> Do you not see the irony of that? She’s married to the most disgusting cyberbully in the world and says nothing, and then she wants people to take her seriously on her stupid pretend project that nobody’s ever heard of.

You seem flustered. It’s probably the slogan. She should have chosen something that discouraged the best if she was going for a more global reach. Something…better.

> [@Reg](#):
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> The vast majority of women are not prostitutes. Melania appears to be,

Did you fact-check that information before you posted it?

> [@Reg](#):
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> but as I admitted earlier, I do not know what’s in her mind.

If mind-reader is not your forté, why are you making assumptions?

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> She might find it exciting to pull away Donald’s rolls of fat to suck on his sweaty little orange thing.

Why are you so obsessed with his junk?

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/33 "2020-11-25T02:58:18Z")

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> **[Melania Trump ‘blocked from projecting rainbow colours onto White House to...](https://news.yahoo.com/melania-trump-blocked-projecting-rainbow-201556667.html)**
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> Sources say White House chief of staff Mark Meadows was behind efforts to distance Trump administration from the celebration

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/34 "2020-11-25T03:08:57Z")

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I wonder if she will leave his fat ass now.

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/35 "2020-11-25T03:13:20Z")

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> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> Good or bad, she has left a lasting impression on the world that will not be erased.

brilliant stuff, tho a bit scant on details  
what about when she proposed that oklahoma be granted statehood?  
she doesn’t get any credit from ((them)) for ((that))

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/36 "2020-11-25T04:05:43Z")

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> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> Good or bad, she has left a lasting impression on the world that will not be erased.

Right, the first Ho.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/37 "2020-11-25T04:09:51Z")

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> [@MyBigMoon](#):
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> Right, the first Ho.

This is exactly right. I have no use for her. If she leaves him now, it will show she has a bit of good sense but it won’t make her a better person. Easily the one of the most horrible human beings to ever be First Lady.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 1:14pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/38 "2020-11-25T13:14:50Z")

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> [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](#):
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> brilliant stuff, tho a bit scant on details

It could be a 3 volume book and you would say that.

> [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](#):
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> she doesn’t get any credit from ((them)) for ((that))

I highly doubt she cares about credit.

> [@Reg](#):
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> > [@MyBigMoon](#):
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> > Right, the first Ho.
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> This is exactly right. I have no use for her. If she leaves him now, it will show she has a bit of good sense but it won’t make her a better person. Easily the one of the most horrible human beings to ever be First Lady.

You must be severely attracted to her.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/39 "2020-11-25T14:29:19Z")

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> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> You must be severely attracted to her.

Not even slightly. She honestly looks like a man in drag to me. And in the rare cases where she smiles, her face looks like it’s going to break. I’m not dissing her appearance, just refuting your claim that I’m attracted to her. Her appearance is the least of her ugliness. Her personality comes out in her pictures (and secret recordings) and it makes me happy that Donald bought this particular bride.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/8/8969e6abeee13cbfeaa0338c6b8d4a8e5d4aa87d.jpeg)

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/a/a3305cc79cfad693bd43c0a919ea8c8e50963b35.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/40 "2020-11-25T15:42:00Z")

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> [@Reg](#):
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> Her personality comes out in her pictures (and secret recordings) and it makes me happy that Donald bought this particular bride.

Money well spent.

> [@Reg](#):
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> I’m not dissing her appearance, just refuting your claim that I’m attracted to her.

Sorry. I guess it was your description of her that made me think such a crazy thing.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2020, 12:36pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/flotus/486/41 "2020-12-13T12:36:26Z")

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> **[Farewell, Melania Trump. The least popular First Lady in memory, you’re now...](https://www.rt.com/op-ed/506333-melania-trump-divorce-legacy/)**
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> After a high-profile court case during which she admitted her goal was to cash in on her role, FLOTUS fluffed the script. As a result, she’s soon likely to be departing the White House having left no meaningful legacy.

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