# First Lady

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826>\
**Category:** Park Bench\
**Created:** [December 6, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826 "2019-12-06T13:42:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/1 "2019-12-06T13:42:12Z")

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[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/is-melania-trump-sending-coded-messages-or-are-we-just-talking-to-ourselves/2019/12/05/98bf304c-1543-11ea-a659-7d69641c6ff7\_story.html%3FoutputType=amp](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/is-melania-trump-sending-coded-messages-or-are-we-just-talking-to-ourselves/2019/12/05/98bf304c-1543-11ea-a659-7d69641c6ff7_story.html%3foutputType=amp)

This is silly. She is not speaking in coded messages. She knows 5 languages. Penetrating her mind probably requires back and forth, give and take. I hope she can remember baby talk because Trump is still on the milk.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 4:30pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/2 "2019-12-06T16:30:52Z")

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> [@AgeofGrace](#):
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> She knows 5 languages.

She knows a handful of words in 5 languages. She still speaks tortured and broken English after 23 years. She is neither accomplished, intelligent nor elegant, despite the right’s efforts to portray her as such. She also sold herself to an obese senior citizen. This is not anything to look up to.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/3 "2019-12-06T17:11:40Z")

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Look who is standing tall in judgment, Jef…I mean Reg, that wasn’t nice. She has a beautiful soul. Yours on the other hand smells of puke.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 7:56pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/4 "2019-12-06T19:56:44Z")

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There are many definitions of prostitute. She meets mine. She speaks about bullying while married to the biggest bully on the planet. She is a hypocrite and a sellout. She disgusts me.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 8:38pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/5 "2019-12-06T20:38:50Z")

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Blah, Blah, Blah…Cry me a River, you heartless crab.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/6 "2019-12-06T20:43:55Z")

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I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to call you a crab but you are heartless and need to acknowledge it.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/7 "2019-12-06T20:46:15Z")

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And yet I have more heart than that prostitute ever will.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/8 "2019-12-06T20:50:59Z")

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Sure, Reg, but it’s empty.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/9 "2019-12-12T17:59:00Z")

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> [@Reg](#):
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> There are many definitions of prostitute. She meets mine. She speaks about bullying while married to the biggest bully on the planet. She is a hypocrite and a sellout. She disgusts me.

Best takedown ever. For those who don’t get it, Melania tweeted in outrage about attacking minors when someone made an innocent reference to her minor son Baron.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/2/275ff5dec806bf482741b08e25dff83b27242aaf.png)

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 9:26am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/10 "2019-12-13T09:26:19Z")

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> [@Reg](#):
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> > There are many definitions of prostitute. She meets mine. She speaks about bullying while married to the biggest bully on the planet. She is a hypocrite and a sellout. She disgusts me.
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> Best takedown ever. For those who don’t get it, Melania tweeted in outrage about attacking minors when someone made an innocent reference to her minor son Baron.

When you answer your own posts, it gives me a mental image of you on your knees, begging for someone to answer.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/11 "2019-12-14T06:35:45Z")

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> [@Reg](#):
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> Best takedown ever. For those who don’t get it, Melania tweeted in outrage about attacking minors when someone made an innocent reference to her minor son Baron.

The First Mail-Order Hypocrite finally got around to responding. I have no doubt Trumpets will find it convincing. Sane people will find it absurd, though.

 ![image](https://bbad.com/uploads/default/original/2X/3/367bb7b573ee709e83d38959b3781f6027b6dc35.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/12 "2019-12-17T14:00:40Z")

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Sounds like you are competing with the First Lady for something…and suffocating.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/13 "2019-12-17T14:03:33Z")

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What would make a woman not a prostitute to you? Putting flowers on your grave or dusting your urn? I can’t imagine what the satisfaction of attending you in bed is.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/14 "2019-12-17T14:18:11Z")

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Most women are not prostitutes to me, Mark. Those that sell themselves for money, power and prestige certainly are. None of us truly knows what’s in Melania’s mind, but she’s a public figure and we are free to have our opinions. It is likely to me that this failed model from a poor country who clearly knew her looks were fading and her career was over saw a chance to hook into luxury and stability for the rest of her life and sold herself to that end. That is the very definition of prostitute as far as I’m concerned. This is even more clear to me since they show no signs of affection and sleep in separate bedrooms.

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**Author:** ![DthBreath](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@DthBreath](https://bbad.com/u/DthBreath)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/15 "2019-12-17T14:18:37Z")

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You are lifeless then.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:57pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/16 "2019-12-17T21:57:58Z")

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She seems miserable. I wonder if she’d do it over again. She could be homeless otherwise.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/17 "2019-12-17T21:59:20Z")

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I tend to not have 2 bad days in a row. I’m lucky I guess. Too many bad days in a row and you can forget to smile. Kind of like Melania. Quite different from Michelle.

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**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/18 "2019-12-17T22:23:12Z")

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> [@NicksCafe](#):
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> She could be homeless otherwise.

Well, she should get a nice settlement in the divorce (she’s getting a little old for trump). Plus support for the kid.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/19 "2019-12-18T00:30:17Z")

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Yes. At this point. I meant before she married him.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/first-lady/826/20 "2019-12-18T01:40:58Z")

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The rumour mill went crazy early in Trump’s presidency about how she was about to divorce him and he bought her off with more money in the prenup. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if that was the case. If that is the case, it just reinforces my impression that she is a prostitute.

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