EVIL SPIRITUALLY DIS-FUNCTIONAL ERECTILES

Perhaps, but also a urologist.

a psychiatric urologist?

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Last thing I want is somebody giving me ā€œanother measureā€ of endowment.

Here is the problem and why I cannot see my own reproductive organs:

you don’t need a pecker

Maybe you can get Michelle to pray for your penis.

This just drives me crazy. Stress incontinence is common among overweight people. When I blimped up about 20 years ago, I had it. A simple set of exercises and some minor drugs can totally cure it. Instead we have to listen to this loony mierda about superpowers and stuff and he’ll continue to suffer this entirely unnecessary humiliation of wetting himself for the foreseeable future. And now instead of being thanked for the tip to get this problem solved quickly and easily, I’m going to get shit for calling it loony mierda and mentioning being overweight. Just idiotic.

We’ll put you on the prayer list after Marks penis.

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This was a salt and mineral and chemical balance thing. I did drink a pre workout a few hours earlier and started super hydrating. I don’t have the gravity assisted urine flow so many others do. They can just go be a loose bag and do a pelvic tilt and get a very heavy urine pouring. Hydrating fully so I can urinate with even greater pressure, force, and volume is a tricky thing.

It’s just like shrinking down your stomach capacity.

Sound dead to you?

When you urinate, do you pee or do you pour?

I have a lot of unwanted fat dumped off on me. Worse today is that my body is trying to convert this mass at about the size I was at 5 years old. At 5 years old the pressure
My body generated was already too much for several adults.

I’m not 5 years old.

No, you’re a fat fuck that can’t see his useless dick anymore. Did I miss anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oica5jG7FpU

I watched Kennedy Center Honors Led Zeppelin

Stairway to Heaven. So perfect. I cried. It’s good to cry.

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Time for another fast and furious hard shifting drift workout…with no vehicle.

At 3 am?

It’s an erectile dysfunction joke.

What is not a joke is that most people who commit the lewd sex acts especially with children have some form of ED.

Sure people can use objects or digital methods, but this is the often the underlying feeling, being powerless and without any sensation.

Now what bothers me is that it is like being dead. There are different medical opinions on the definition of death. The most accepted is not cardiopulmonary activity. Then there is the definition of no brain activity. But I read some other definition death is the the failure of 2 or more vital organs.

Consider that, if sexual organs were vital.

Now I have very weak urine flow. I’m going to start hydrating until my body releases water and until pressure goes up and then I’m really going to force things.

Otherwise things still work when summoned.

Thank God for donors. If your heart quits, request Wills. I doubt it’s ever been used.