Didn't you see me googling baby not moving?


#1

This is insanity. No, it is not Facebook’s responsibility to track you googling “baby not moving” and alert authorities. It’s your responsibility. Live up to it. And I don’t want to live in a world where authorities are called every time some spyware thinks I might be doing something bad. I doubt I’d survive a single day of that before being hauled away and I doubt anyone else would either.


#2

Don’t worry, Precious! The whole world knows your hands are clean.