# CrowdStrike

**URL:** <https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545>\
**Category:** Religion\
**Created:** [October 21, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545 "2023-10-21T05:11:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/1 "2023-10-21T05:11:42Z")

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20 years old crapware  
using 70 yr old teen space operas  
to make a point

i’ll bet your mom could tell us stories about what laundry day was like on star trek day  
did you notice the recently raped and abducted space yeoman had not a hair out of place?

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/2 "2023-10-21T06:15:17Z")

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The system marked this post as spam and I just noticed it when I checked for updates. It was left in the spam queue for a couple of days. I just approved it, not that this gibberish represents any great contribution to humanity.

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 6:44am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/3 "2023-10-22T06:44:56Z")

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can’t we all just play computer games?  
yeoman rand really gets my warp drive spinning  
they should write a book  
kanye west could write it  
then not read it

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**Author:** ![Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/who_scowls_like_that/32/6042_2.png) [@Who\_Scowls\_Like\_That](https://bbad.com/u/Who_Scowls_Like_That)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/4 "2023-10-24T05:47:31Z")

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i’m really serious here  
you can tell cuz i just typed that  
been wondering a lot lately  
how do you advertise 20 year-old crapware?  
stay at bbad! you’ll have bedsores on your ass.  
bbad! we’ve got things others have, only less…  
bbad…it was out-of-date when it was released.  
bbad! the Zone without the sysops but with sysops  
bbad. unchanged in over two decades  
bbad! same ol same ol just another day move along now nothing to see here folks

no wonder you couldn’t advertise it  
the fault horatio is in your stars

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**Author:** ![Greg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/greg/32/9583_2.png) [@Greg](https://bbad.com/u/Greg)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 10:30am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/5 "2024-06-15T10:30:02Z")

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Yes she was good looking but the orange tailed girls Kirk banged in one of the movies were pretty hot. 7 Of 9 and the girl who likes Neelix and the human hormone guy and the young sex slave girl of the ferengi though she went back to Worf fast and any girl that Jean Luc Picard took and interest with and the wife of the head engineer. Star Trek was created by a Christian so no gay characters Thank GOD and his wife who inherited the franchise and also played Nurse Chapel takes her religion seriously.

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**Author:** ![Greg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/greg/32/9583_2.png) [@Greg](https://bbad.com/u/Greg)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 10:35am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/6 "2024-06-15T10:35:50Z")

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Hey use twit or FB or MySpace if you want. I like it and not just cuz I know the guy who invented it. I hear ppl dis it on the streets of Chilliwack so ppl know about it will the MSM take an interest next? Will Reg be able to upgrade to a 80 ft yacht and a penthouse Whalley high rise home who knows?

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/7 "2024-06-15T11:41:36Z")

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> [@Greg](#):
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> Will Reg be able to upgrade to a 80 ft yacht and a penthouse Whalley high rise home who knows?

Not likely. High crime and homelessness are so much more appealing.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 9:25am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/8 "2024-07-25T09:25:52Z")

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> **[CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage | TechCrunch](https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/)**
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> Several people who received the CrowdStrike offer found that the gift card didn't work, while others got an error saying the voucher had been canceled.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 10:41am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/9 "2024-07-25T10:41:12Z")

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That was devastating for us. Thank God it was 2 am. Still took all day to recover.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/10 "2024-07-25T13:23:53Z")

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What does the time of day have to do with anything? 8.5 million devices were affected. Ours suffered the “blue screen of death” but thank God it was at 2am.

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**Author:** ![NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/nickscafe/32/9765_2.png) [@NicksCafe](https://bbad.com/u/NicksCafe)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/11 "2024-07-25T16:30:16Z")

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These departments were closed at 230 AM.

Oncology  
Transplantation  
General Internal Medicine  
Acute care  
Orthopedic  
Endocrinology  
Rheumatology  
Allergy  
Vision  
Outpatient phlebotomy  
Pre-op  
Pulmonary  
Cardiovascular

These were open  
ER  
ICUs  
Inpatients

We couldn’t turn a computer on. We would have told all patients at the closed departments to leave. Nurses were handwriting what tests they wanted on a piece of paper and we were sending results to them on paper through a pneumatic tube.

We were lucky.

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**Author:** ![Reg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/reg/32/6053_2.png) [@Reg](https://bbad.com/u/Reg)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/12 "2024-07-25T18:39:36Z")

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Ridiculous. I think Crowdstrike is a good short-sell candidate.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/13 "2024-07-25T19:12:31Z")

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I bought a share just to watch how the markets react.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/14 "2024-07-25T22:19:33Z")

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> [@NicksCafe](#):
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> These departments were closed at 230 AM.

I’m assuming the departments that were closed were not affected. The part store was closed but that didn’t matter.

> [@NicksCafe](#):
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> These were open  
> ER  
> ICUs  
> Inpatients
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> We couldn’t turn a computer on. We would have told all patients at the closed departments to leave. Nurses were handwriting what tests they wanted on a piece of paper and we were sending results to them on paper through a pneumatic tube.
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> We were lucky.

That must have been a nightmare for you. So why didn’t you tell them to leave?

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**Author:** ![Greg](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/greg/32/9583_2.png) [@Greg](https://bbad.com/u/Greg)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/15 "2024-07-26T00:05:30Z")

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Glad it worked out. Pneumatic tubes are neat.

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**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/crowdstrike/1545/16 "2025-08-03T11:24:17Z")

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The short sell candidate demonized Trump and Putin under Hillary Clinton’s authority. How dumb does this make you feel?

> **[We The Media](https://t.me/WeTheMedia/127248)**
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> From Durham's Classified Appendix- 
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> Authentic July 2016 emails discussing Hillary Clinton's plan to "demonize Putin and Trump." 
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> Predictions that "the FBI will put more oil into the fire." 
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> Hillary approved the "idea about Trump and Russian...
