Yeah, I think no matter how, um, hard (no pun intended) I tried, it ain’t happening. And how can I stay focused when you screw fat chicks? Nasty. It’s very distracting to think of this gross thing.
I just rely on “alternative facts” a.k.a. The Bible when it comes to climate change (and about everything else).
We all got to TRY HARDER. Take a recreational break like prince Harry, exercise, focus on problem and break through and penetrate
with power unseen,
focussed like a laser beam.
I just pop a Cialis and call it good. I need the 40mg ones these days. The 20mg versions don’t cut it anymore. By 60 I’ll need to pop two of them.
We all have our inadequacies. Without them creator’s game would have been too easy.
The more inadequacies, the more sweet will be the taste of victory.
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Just like a Grammar-Nazi, I consider myself a Topic-Nazi, so I usually don’t post off topic.
But I have to counter this ignorant Verbal diarrhoea.
Ancient Israel’s “jews” history in the bible is that of a people failing their mission.
From Mose’s reign over kings to judges. A desaster.
Quite the other way round: Israel, god’s bride hasn’t been exactly kind and truthful to our mercyful god.
Hence the need of a messiah.
Many are cursed and lost in a pattern never to come out of it again
https://discourse.bbad.com/t/are-jews-cursed-and-being-lost-in-a-pattern/627?u=ishchadash
The prophets were the good ones, the ones who chose to OBEY god’s commands and were hated and persecuted by the powers to be and the status quo in ancient Israel, just like Yahshuah.
They took drastic measures to turn people’s heart around off sin and towards god.
Prophet Ezekiel couldn’t convince his people of turning from their “climate-change Greta-like” idols (Tammuz). They were too far off to listen to him. So he took extreme graphic measures. What else could he do?
They are in constant rebellion! And the worst form.
The bible says in Jeremiah 23 that simple sinners will be punished. But evil doers who ENCOURAGE other people to sin and actively work towards other people don’t let sin go will be punished MOST severely.
It is also said in the bible that Israel (and in my interpretation this is applicable to anyone who considers himself to be Israel in some form or another) will be punished more severely for sin than a person who has no knowledge of his sin. I don’t have the bible position of this ready, but if you insist and turn with this information like Jonah could turn around the cows to pray, I’ll find it out for you.
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You didn’t counter it at all. In fact, you explained WHY the Bible isn’t kind to Jews, which is actually confirming my statement.
Do tell, O’ Great Topic Nazi. Where in the Bible is your source for this failing mission?
How was it a disaster? I’m sorry. It’s been a while since I’ve read my Bible. I don’t remember Moses causing a disaster beyond the plagues God commanded him to curse Pharaoh with.
According to the Bible, that’s what happens when believers are unequally yoked with unbelievers.
Did you read that in the Bible?
In the Old Testament, God made them eat bread baked in human turds
Are you sure about that? I don’t think that’s true but it’s your crap to spew and since you didn’t provide a source for your accusation I suppose we are expected to accept it as truth.
Are you serious? I have quoted this dozens of times directly to you personally over the years. If you’ve forgotten, ok, I’ll quote it again.
Ezekiel 4:9-13
9 ‘Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.’ 13 The Lord said, ‘In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.’
Dead serious!
I still don’t see where God made him eat it. All I see is you twisting the truth to fit your own narrative.
Jesus Christ, Michele, are you crazy? Don’t answer that. I already know the answer. And it’s not “him”, he made all of Israel do this.
No but I’m suspicious that you are more stupid than you think.
Michele, you said you couldn’t see where God made him eat it, when the very first words of the Bible verse in question were the imperative, “Eat the food”.
Yeah but you mislead people with that scripture. You withhold vital information a person would need interpret the scripture.
I withhold nothing, and nothing is out of context. I type the exact verse for anyone to look up and I quote the relevant passage in its entirety, right down to the rest of the baking instructions. You may choose to explain WHY God commanded the Israelites to eat bread baked in human turds, but that doesn’t change the fact that he DID this, which is all I claimed.
No you claimed God made them eat it when He didn’t.
Everything about what God did to Ezekiel was to demonstrate what was coming. Including the dung.
This may indicate what the world has to eat in the end.
Rationing food is a given. Everyone knows that part.
Instruction on rationing properly for survival.
Water rationing and instruction because God loves us so much He wants us to know how to survive when dung hits the fan girls.
This demonstrates defilement and may indicate that the entire world has been defiled.
Indicating Gods people will defile themselves by becoming yoked with unbelievers.
This is where you, Reg, fall short. You can not take one scripture and tell the world God is evil because he makes his people eat shit and die. You are stupid and I’m getting angry.
If you all really want to know the truth, keep reading because Reg is pretending there isn’t more to it than what information he has chosen to present when there is.
No Michele, this demonstrates that the Israelites were instructed to eat bread baked in human shit.
No Michele, this indicates that the Israelites would defile themselves by eating bread baked in human shit.
Your crazy interpretations of these two extremely clear verses demonstrate that you are as intellectually dishonest on this topic as you are on the head covering topic.
Withholding valuable information shows how deceptive you are.
Ezekiel 4:14-15 (ESV)
14 Then I said, “Ah, Lord God! Behold, I have never defiled myself. From my youth up till now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has tainted meat come into my mouth.” 15 Then He said to me, “See, I assign to you cow’s dung instead of human dung, on which you may prepare your bread.”
I’m not denying that God instructed them to eat food cooked over human dung, Reg. I’m disputing that you are spreading lies when you say “GOD MADE THEM EAT BREAD BAKED IN HUMAN TURDS.”