# Ask Will **URL:** \ **Category:** Good Times Cafe\ **Created:** [September 14, 2020, 10:06am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054 "2020-09-14T10:06:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:06am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/1 "2020-09-14T10:06:47Z")
I have decided to make my talents available to the common masses. Are you troubled? Lonely? Puzzled in general? Then Ask Will - Dear Will, I am considering supporting trump in the election. Is there anything I should know? love, A dumbass Dear Dumbass, Yes! Happy to be of service. If you support trump for over 14 days you will notice lesions beginning to grow on your skin and you will catch a horrible VD. And you will deserve it. There is no known cure for this vicious form of VD save for a dick-ectomy or a hole plug depending on where it strikes you. The best advice I can give is for you to relocate to a foreign country and never return. I hope this helps, Will ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:14am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/2 "2020-09-14T10:14:19Z")
Dear Will, My neighbor here in Oklahoma is a very religious woman who is on about jesus endlessly and is constantly trying to convert me. She is also a trump supporter and has some horrible form of VD. What is the best way to protect myself from her unwelcome influence and VD? signed; Fearful in the boonies Dear Fearful, I recommend an electric fence. Keep your distance from her as there is no cure for that form of VD. Trumparhea. Set bottles of whiskey along the fenceline as she is weak for the drink and is often lost in it before noon. Good luck. Will ---
**Author:** ![Tychicus](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/tychicus/32/989_2.png) [@Tychicus](https://bbad.com/u/Tychicus)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/3 "2020-09-14T20:33:27Z")
Dear Will, What do suggest for a person that has Trump Derangement Syndrome so bad that they start fantasizing that they are giving coherent advice and talking to themselves? Signed, Concerned Where They’ll be After 4 More Years ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/4 "2020-09-14T20:37:05Z")
> [@Tychicus](#): > > Dear Will, > > What do suggest for a person that has Trump Derangement Syndrome so bad that they start fantasizing that they are giving coherent advice and talking to themselves? > > Signed, > Concerned Where They’ll be After 4 More Years Dear Concerned. It is apparent that you have VD and it has affected what was left of your brain. You needn’t worry about the future as trump will be gone soon. Good luck and get a checkup soon. Will ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/5 "2020-09-14T21:09:38Z")
I was coming for a visit but I can see that was a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/6 "2020-09-14T21:11:09Z")
and not the first time eh? ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/7 "2020-09-14T21:12:35Z")
Unfortunately, no. Hence now. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/8 "2020-09-14T21:13:28Z")
I don’t really feel like receiving advice today but I did have a question. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/9 "2020-09-14T21:14:43Z")
Dear Will, Why didn’t God accept Cain’s offering? ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/10 "2020-09-14T21:16:26Z")
The next time you seek Will, make sure he is home. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/11 "2020-09-14T21:18:07Z")
That’s probably to easy for a wise old owl like Will. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/12 "2020-09-14T21:18:26Z")
How about we look at something more mysterious. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/13 "2020-09-14T21:20:16Z")
Revelation 12: 3 It has been fulfilled. Explain it for me please, Dear Will and hurry before I break out in lesions and start sneezing in your general direction. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/14 "2020-09-14T21:24:51Z")
Ask God. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/15 "2020-09-14T21:33:44Z")
> [@AgeofGrace](#): > > Revelation 12: 3 I have not observed a great, fiery red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. .. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/16 "2020-09-15T00:41:02Z")
> [@MyBigMoon](#): > > Ask God. I’m asking you, Dear Will. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/17 "2020-09-15T00:41:27Z")
> [@MyBigMoon](#): > > I have not observed a great, fiery red dragon having seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. … That’s because you fail to look up. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/18 "2020-09-15T01:03:39Z")
Will does not respond to bible questions. Ask your guru. ---
**Author:** ![MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/user_avatar/bbad.com/mybigmoon/32/723_2.png) [@MyBigMoon](https://bbad.com/u/MyBigMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/19 "2020-09-15T01:11:35Z")
> [@AgeofGrace](#): > > That’s because you fail to look up. The sky was blue. No monsters in sight. ---
**Author:** ![AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AgeofGrace](https://bbad.com/u/AgeofGrace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054/20 "2020-09-15T01:55:04Z")
> [@MyBigMoon](#): > > Ask your guru. I do and I know why. If you weren’t so busy being a Pharisee it would be great conversation. [Next page](https://bbad.com/t/ask-will/1054.md?page=2)